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even I know how to show up and turn on a fuckin' TV.
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
I don't understand why you're not on board.
with the nice butt cushion.
You, sir, you look like you could use a touch of grooming,
- Thank you very much. - Great job, Frank!
That would only last us a couple of months.
I'm gonna have to shoot you.
to increase our profits
Mm-hmm.
So let me get this straight.
Well, the brochure says
for the homeless.
I'm workin' around the clock.
for mutual benefit.
Cute and got manners?
The profits,
Can't be any other way.
to avoid being human scum.
Ugh. Nah, you're right.
Let's get the paperwork started
One local hero has decided to take a stand.
Anybody who's really rich, owns something.
so we need you to get everyone back on the network.
Okay, show 'em your pearly browns.
Hey, you guys here to get the swab kit?
Oh, come on, hey, hey.
♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
You're gonna vouch for my blackness?
What are you, my financial consultant?
You... you, uh...
Jailbird in jail.
How's your stain coming?
Tinder rocks... Free sex anytime I want it,
Wait.
Sierra, when she's not busy, but she's busy a lot.
Ugh, two arson victims,
Seventy-four, 75 bucks!
I, um... I had a blast hangin' last night.
- Hey. - Hey.
Is that your strictly friend there texting?
Give me a shout when you're free to hang, all right?
Yes.
We still have time. I am not going to let Fiona
perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,
How do you guys stay afloat?
to let Elena and the organization know.
Easy access to reroute credit card payments
Who is that weird, creepy guy sitting with my sister?
- And that's him? - No, this is Big Papa.
Don't you care what happens to her?
It sucks ass, but...
Yo, where's Debs?
We've been overcrowded on our off shifts,
Oh, would you please? Fiona's your best friend.
- You want to come? - Ah, no, I'm supposed
She's adopting our daughters.
and her not givin' a shit about me,
I have a... several silicone cocks for fucking.
Oh, my God, I'm crazy...
In winter, we send baby out to nap in cold.
and now she owns, like, half the South Side?
Here. Uh, Jesus.
No, we're fine.
What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
Wait.
to replace it for us, huh?
Degrees bought and paid for by trust funds or whatever.
Take it off my tab, and I'll be back with more,
Yeah, but won't you guys just end up gettin' busted again?
She just wants you to make an effort.