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I'm Tony Casas
Young, white, mother, female.
that incoming classes have 100 students.
- You jotting this down? - Yeah, yeah, no, I got it.
Your new boss.
- This is like my family. - Yeah.
for the homeless,
Excuse me?
No, no, like a real, live vagina,
Just doing whatever it takes.
This belongs to me and my baby.
Once we're back on, start tweeting from our account.
Everybody's gonna be up soon.
She knows who the real papa is.
because the vagina's, like, a fuckin' nonfactor.
Oh, those fit you better than they fit me anyway.
I have to work, but I'll bring you a burger,
My friend Kali.
Chicks in uniform rule.
Don't feel like being harassed about the bills.
the Breville 870XL,
Is that a new washer/dryer
No, I am trans man.
those suit guys hassling you again?
What's goin' on with you?
- Yeah. - Shouldn't that be "homeless"?
gettin' delivered to Frank?
Well, some did.
I've still got 355 bucks to earn.
Fine.
between you two, or is it until one of you caves
You do have a vagina, right?
Uh, whoa.
You three, uh, um, the dry cleaners.
Wait, w-what?
He either said, "I burnt your breakfast,"
Like strawberry shampoo or dandruff shampoo?
Your choice, baby.
I create financial opportunities
'cause she doesn't have her portion
Yeah, the party was epic.
I'll see you later.
Home sweet homeless shelter.
You might also want to consider bonds.
Got it.
and we would love to participate in any way we can.
- Hey. - Hey.
This is my brother. Excuse him.
Adoptin' kids you already have?
First of the month. Pony up.
Kev's not here for you to confuse.
Ian, this is Gia.
Look at all this fresh meat.
- Hey. - What's up?
Oh, an out-of-work vet
So one second the offices are getting raided by the Feds,
No, spelling deficiency is good for the cause.
Sarah's Pomeranian needs to be
I already have a Debbie