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some appliances, maybe a furniture upgrade.
It has?
I turned around profits at the diner,
Perhaps something more aggressive.
all of your health-care information
Apache, bitch.
You should definitely reapply next year.
I removed 20 old items that weren't sellin',
Got your text. What's up?
He said, "Good morning."
Daddy Frank, Daddy Frank, Daddy Frank.
Yep.
If you talk to Derek, tell him I said hi.
the next minute you're picking on
What, afraid you'll get your world rocked, Red?
I know.
Not bad at all.
We can claim as dependents,
he immediately contacted our community-service organization.
and a projectile-vomiting three-year-old,
and I saved two percent on meat costs
Competition is way too steep,
I kind of like bein' Big Papa.
You just got a raise.
How do I make some money, fast?
Like, the first time we were alive, 14 months.
about what's best of our family, and that's Svetlana.
Oh, we're all hittin' up the bar after work.
This may be the most exciting adoption case
Chad said you stopped by today askin' for a raise.
Don't they check your GPA for military school?
She's not really gonna kick you out.
Watch a movie or fuck.
Or lots of something.
Marco Nunez, you're up.
Some low risk, high yield.
I'm too old for that.
Just rented this new space yesterday,
It's just the whole lesbian-wedding thing again.
As in Africa or as in...
Didn't your people kill my people?
We still get it.
- Hey, V. - Hey.
who both have cocks.
since I was in diapers.
So, uh, catch you later?
- We'll send some things over. - Thank you.
Somebody in my families been dipping in the chocolate.
It's moo, motherfucker. It's moo.
and let's keep food
What do you say, troops? Keep it or send it back?
- Yo, bro. - Jesus.
I rode my skateboard into a bus.
5 printers, scanners,
Uh, need a new espresso machine,
Hey, what if we're in the same tribe, Mr. W?
Svetlana will be able to take care of 'em.
So what you call all the white slots?
You can use her washer.
Better than polio.