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I deserve that raise.
'cause after a day on the rig
You not planning to come back?
I-I think I must've missed somethin'.
Nah, I'm, um...
Yeah, with my sister.
Job scarcity, and nobody's hiring.
- How do you know we aren't? - You could find out.
Ah.
Hey.
Oh, cool.
Or a lousy stripper?
Good, Candice.
You fail the drug test?
- No, no, no! - Hey!
Look, I have Frank and Monica as parents,
Three hundred thirty-seven dollars per pint of blood.
who would like to become sponsors.
I think they're trying to rack up the whole block.
Said the only slots left were for colored people.
Not bad, New Lip.
What, like a real vagina, or he acts like a pussy?
by gettin' rid of the triple beef burger.
Come here. Can I pick you up?
You're busy. No time for me and my shit.
- none of us are fuckable. - What?
and, uh, he's... he's hot.
Well, I told 'em I was part black.
Wow. Okay.
I know some people.
You got a city block for sale somewhere
Debbie?
He doesn't want to have a baby.
Great. We'll all be Balls.
and just watch the middle-class pity roll in.
Come on, fist bumps, kid. Fist bumps.
Because of your commitment to the homeless,
Jesus!
The newbies around here don't understand the South Side.
Gallagher.
So, V adopts Yevgeny.
I may have broken a Tinder record
Well, that's a fast turnaround.
Sounds fun.
What?
and a microwave, new refrigerator,
Sorry.
- Labor costs? - Down to 28%.
I can bring by your stuff later.
make sure the Trinity gets the swivel seats
Hey.
interning for a bunch of rich college friends.
Yep. Hey.
Change machine's out of quarters.
You wouldn't have to deal with quarters
Really couldn't go to the Laundromat
and I'm not gettin' paid what I'm worth.
Worried about my babies, though.
Still no.
said she owns the place, asked for you.
How you gonna afford your drugs?
Turn it into a Starbucks
This one's first. She gets the whole bundle.
- Thanks. - No problem.
Hmm, yeah, $372?
We'll let you know when we get the results.
Your dad's a local hero.
Uh, my brain-damaged brother.
helping them reboot the company, right?
No, yeah. I don't know.
We're at capacity this fall.
Hey, hey, hey, we can't hear the TV.
but I'm ready to reconcile my debt.
Not gonna happen.
Uh, no. Uh...