Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's a legendary party promoter.

Impressive letter of recommendation, Mr. Gallagher.

Jesus, any colder in here, we're gonna need parkas.

But you can take a DNA test to prove your African ancestry.

There's your change.

tighter than a string bikini in my ass.

and our nighttime crowds are so heavy,

Involuntary, right?

Franny for life? No take-backs.

What's the problem?

Not as strong as I look.

I guess you're gonna have to date another shithead con artist

If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

Want to make sure they get in the picture.

They offered me 100 grand for the lease,

the real estate mogul?

Since we're gonna be new parents,

Well, dude, come on.

You know that the woman who owns this place

I get to keep a nest egg for myself...

at the groomer before lunch.

my corner, freckle face.

Uh, I didn't have time today.

You get a quote on the washer?

If you're really a businesswoman,

I-I'm into cock.

- Just for the kid. - All right, just so you know,

Oh, I get it...

You knew that you were hooking me up

There's no need to be freaked out.

- Hey. - Hey. Peppermint tea.

Which one's the bigger scam?

except I'm not supposed to call it that

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just keep your mouth shut.

to build your case file,

I could sell two pints before my body goes into shock.

♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪

Hi. Appreciate it.

Found out my family was from the Fulani tribe of Nigeria.

It's cool. I'll get the money.

for kids whose folks are going through a divorce.

Black Irish doesn't count.

We'll definitely keep your application on file.

How much cash we talkin' about?

Svetlana's been going over

How much for one cornea?

What are my chances of being from the Motherland?

I worked 24-7 and got it jumpin'.

Yeah. No, I-I get that.

Been looking for you.

I should've known it would never last.

- Good work. - Thanks.

I don't even know if we're still talking about body parts.

You two are the Pilgrims and the Indians.

I get paid on Tuesday.

And who's adopting whom?

Hey, so I was thinkin', you know,

This is you, correct?

for how many places to hit it in one room.

A-a-and your triplets?

that you've got the hots for a trans dude.

this firm has ever seen.

but, um, we got to talk about technique

to our own account.

Neil, do you believe in fate?

What a way to live.

It's part of the business plan.

Frank, aren't you supposed to be buried

- Thank you. - If there's more you need,