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(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
Peterson, eh?
PLUMBER: You know...
Get the hell outta here.
MR. NUMBERS: Was it worth it?
It's grainy.
No, sir.
more shades of green than any other color?
What? Yeah.
"You're making a mistake."
She thinks I'm getting a cat.
This is Dave from Duluth impound.
What are you lookin' at?
What?
Though I'm lucky I had my nitroglycerin pills with me,
You're not even on the case. How come they called you?
Also, you're saying you weren't pulled over for speeding?
On what charge?
We'll call tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. with the drop instructions.
They just... they leave it like that?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Injected?
BOY: Yeah.
It's not like a Band-Aid fell out.
I just...
What's this all about, Officer?
(SIGHS)
Wait... What?
Now just hold on.
(STAVROS SCREAMING)
A what now?
Oh, yeah... oh, my...
Chief, they got him.
I stopped and arrested him, of course.
HELENA: Idiot, the boy's gonna freeze.
Who? Duluth PD.
You won't get no pushback from me.
(STAMMERING)
Okay.
Uh...
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