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It's like I told this young fella,
Who is this?
Yeah, yeah, the, uh... the one I let go.
I have a cousin who lived in Bemidji
Uh-huh.
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
Okay, but Chief...
So, in order to not get eaten by panthers and bears and the like,
So, I'll call you when it's done, okay? Bye, now.
What's he got, the cancer? Over.
so don't sign up unless your workload is cleared.
(URINAL FLUSHES)
What's that about a riddle?
I said did you know that the human eye can see
(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
Grimly.
Will you shut up? I gotta think.
(GROANS)
Okay, message received, young fella.
but... ooh, partner, that's a heart-stopper.
3-9, car 3-9 responding. Over and out.
Thanks.
Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.
(GRUNTING)
Sure. Okay.
The driver?
You were pulled over Tuesday night driving a stolen car.
That son of a bitch!
Oh, jeez.
Well, the other day, a deputy drove down from Duluth.
You're crazy!
(EXHALES)
Yeah, real good.
But there he was. I mean, just, you know,
Not now!
There you go.
My question for you is why?
But you can't be too careful.