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I told you, I know a guy.
Found this on my windshield last week.
Okay, all right? Mmm-hmm.
But I make everyone put their name in the ledger.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Who doesn't stop for a baby in a car?
Press each finger individually against the book.
Lock that shit down, Grimly. This is a murder case.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
So you're saying you weren't in Bemidji last week?
(SCREAMS)
(EXHALES)
"Killed..." No. No, you see, I did not kill...
There was a fella checked in around then, had a bump on his head.
Yeah.
Okay......
Uh... No, sir.
I... I don't really know where we're goin'.
Oh, yeah?
FEMALE CLERK: Sir...
Yeah, this is 3-9, over.
I sure hope you catch that fella
Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm gettin' in my car.
I'm in jail. I'll be out in a few hours.
Arrested him?
I'm taking over.
Well... you're it!
Yeah. Hold your horses.
Look, I think I might be in a bit of trouble here.
This is Bill Oswalt, Chief over at Bemidji.
(LOCK CLICKS)
Yeah? MAN: Yeah, Mr. Nygaard?
What?
You said he was driving Lester's car. That's my case.
(GROANS)
Seriously?
MOLLY: Yeah.
Sorry again for the confusion, Pastor.
You know, proof he's our guy.
You know, we... we had the milkshakes the other...
Yeah, but only 100.
Tried. Are you in the room?
(LINE RINGING)
You don't sound too happy about it.
Dead dog, foul play suspected.
Okay, um...
I thought you might wanna...
Uh...
You have a blessed day.
I think I may have been kidnapped is the thing.
Oh, God.
I'll think of something. Think of what?
Debts, screaming phone calls, bill collectors at the door.
(CHUCKLES)
You know, talk to the suspect. On account of, you know...
When are you not in...
Oh, that's the fella. Deputy Grimly...