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That brings in the whole category of countries.
# I'm so in love with you, honey #
Whoo!
- And they'll fly you back here every summer. - Fuck you!
# Day by day #
has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam war.
Thank you, Gene.
I love sluts. Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut.
# In the morning when I rise #
- Finish up the taters. - Then what did you say?
Gail, if I could just interject something here.
It's him! Victor! Victor!
No! No! No!
- But... - Hey.
I am a recently crowned class b dungeon master
- Yeah. - Nanoo-nanoo.
Maybe you should talk to him.
Why? What's the problem?
So rabbi Rothstein says, sim, sim, sim, sim, ata...
Hey, Andy, can I take out the motorboat and drive around the lake?
There, I said it. I was honest.
Who'd like to spend the last day at camp doing science projects?
Okay. then I'll cancel that order of onions and Limburger cheese I made for lunch today.
Yep.
- Get McKinley laid. - Come hell or high water?
Oh, I was thinking maybe we could take a walk later,
You got it. Good.
Don’t Go
and we're traveling around the sun.
But what will become of us tomorrow?
I'll have a whole new life!
For my asshole
We gotta get that tape
Beth, this is incredible. I don't know how to thank you.
He's like this beautiful face and this incredible body,
- Do you really love Katie? - Not really.
Now, if you don't mind,
Coop, were you just talking to Katie? What was that?
# Standing in the rain with his head hung low #
Amanda Klein, Jessica Azaria,
SHE DEFINITELY WANTS TO FUCK ME!!
SEpitembala 5, 2009
See ya.
- Bunk 3. - Oh, yeah. thanks.
You might say that each and every one of us...
Keeping parents happy, supervising a young staff.
# Show me the fever #
At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself,
- Twenty. - There's not much time left.
I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.
Why don't we say 9:30,
Or as we used to call it, Arts and Farts and Crafts
Ow!
- Your ass is so hot. - Stop it!
Katie, I came here to tell you I'm leaving.
Break!
Hello? Hi, Gail.
Barn-like.
Moose?
I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor!
She might be. She's got a pretty big nose.
- You guys, I'm really gonna miss this place. - Me too.
I’m gunna go fondle my sweaters
no, don't tell her that I will. Tell her that I might.
- Fine. No problem. - Arty, take a shower.
Sepitembala 23, 2009
Capture the flag!
A man who loves a woman,
So, you work at the camp?
Sorry. that was...
That would take some sort of super mainframe computer and we don't have one.
How do I put this? The, uh, sci-fi,
When we first started hanging out together this morning...
without rival, the best summer of my entire life.
- It isn't about the girl. - It isn't?
# And in the morning when I rise # Wait.
You have barbecue sauce all over your face.
J.J. Save me a waffle, man!
pulsars, heliocentricity, gravitational collapse...
than a renegade piece of Skylab, the NASA space station.
Oh. Oh, baby!
I'm really sorry.
- Gene? - Shh.
# Day by day by day by day by day #
- three times. - Now I'm the camp director.
And there's more. We have no way of pinpointing exactly where it's going to land.
Okay.
Thank you very much.