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and, yes, have sex with her.
You bet we went all the way. We went all the way back too.
- Sure. - Wow! Thanks.
- Why? - I want you to say okay.
but the truth is, a lot of the time men can be real...
Beth, come on. Pants? Are you kidding?
- I was busy. - It's your job to make sure kids don't drown.
I SAID NO!
- Shut up and paddle. - I want Victor back.
And, Beth, I know we've been having trouble with, you know...
so I could tell you what's going on.
No, we don't have one. Thank you!
# Get ready get set, baby # Tonight.
And I want you back.
Did you go all the way?
- Bye. - Bye.
And I'm sorry if this isn't the direction you saw things going between us.
Ah!
I want you to have this.
Um...
Well, it's the last day of camp...
I gotta...
From my vagina
Whoa! Whoa!
- Hey, dude, what's up? - Hey, guys.
Sepitembala 12, 2009
Yeah, well I'm gonna go smear some mud on my ass.
# I was the same #
I want you to say okay.
I don't know. I think I'd wear a sexy dress or something.
The Eagles are going to go out on Moose river...
- Come on, she's a slut. She'll go. - I'll pass.
Let's pray to God this works.
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
- I know. - Oh, yeah.
- I don't work over there. - No, I know.
nerdy, indoor kids?
but the following campers need to put their trunks out...
Well, earlier today, I saw what I thought was possibly a planet,
You have a friend? I'm kidding
Sepitembala 20, 2009
and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door, 'cause we don't need it!
I almost like it better that way.
goes nowhere without his...
You are ready to be taught the new way.
I said I'm gonna fondue with cheddar.
It's just that my husband Ron...
That's wonderful.
Space... the final frontier.
I was supposed to be in the woods with Andy this afternoon, but...
No, no. It's nothing you need worry about...
Me thinking of you
Sepitembala 30, 2009
McKinley and Ben!
I'm chokin', all right? Give me some breathing room.
we were just friends.
I am going to be with Abby Bernstein tonight. And if you don't like it, you know what?
but now I know, and it feels like nothing I've ever known before.
Keep going. We're with you. I'm a total wreck! I don't even know where the crayons are.
# Whoo-hoo-hoo #
- How about Debbie? - Who?
A big mistake.
I'm okay, you're okay.
Guys, we gotta get outta here.
Hi, Ron. What do you want? Um, well...
if you came by the camp and taught the campers about space.
All I know is I would have said no to every person on your list...
Get out of the van. Out. Out.
It's always fun to go to Chad's, even for just an hour
Listen, Valerie,
Beth, come on. My husband's coming today and I need some lube.
You're the stallion. You've had like 50 or 60 women, so I mean...
So, DOES SHE WANNA FUCK ME!!??
All right, guys, you just Mommy or Daddy know where you are, okay? Okay, Dad, thank you.
Yeah, see you in macrame.
Just be honest about it.
Maybe you shouldn't jump the gun just yet, Coop.
I met somebody. Well, she's got this other boyfriend,
Hey! What's goin' on?
I... no, I didn't.
# Why can't I be the boy that everybody loves #
# You know we're living on the brink #
How 'bout we grab some lunch and watch the capture the flag game?
Very good, very good.
Yet.
I said no!!
I know. It's just that I'm 34 years old.
- How about Italy? - Yeah, good! It's safe.
- You look so sexy in this sweatshirt. - Uh-huh.
Our first act hails all the way from over in bunk 2.
We'll die without him. He's the only one who can navigate the river.
I was in the Vietnam war.
# The kinkiest boy you've ever seen #
Oh, she always wins!
Yeah, I didn't know it until this very moment for sure,
Fuck you, dyke.
to repeatedly generate random numbers between one and twenty...
you're in trouble