Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...because tell her that I will. In fact, no, tell her that I MIGHT. She definitely wants to fuck me, I mean why else would she be talking to you.
You got a stick of gum, Victor?
I have a boyfriend, Coop.
# Taking it higher and higher #
I love sluts. Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut.
# Turn me loose #
That's from us to bunk 7!
- I can't swim! - Cut it out, bobby. You're fine.
Hey, Andy?
# I wanna fly #
- I want you inside me. - What?
- Did you take that shower yet? - Yeah, of course.
Okay, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Bye-bye.
You wanna come sit on the bed?
Man, I'd give anything for two minutes in the closet with Lindsay.
FUCK YOU
- I need you to take care of that, please. - That's impossible!
# To see thee more clearly #
You didn't hear? He got kicked out of camp. - Why?
but, well, it's just a matter of time, I think.
We did doggy style, pony style.
So I'm coming to you, not as your buddy,
Don’t Go!
Let's see. Debbie Waxman?
Your hands are magic.
Beth! Beth! I got it!
that I have yet to pollinate, if you get my meaning.
- We're soul mates, right? - What? Yeah.
He's my ex, ex-husband.
Everybody focus up. All eyes here.
You may recall ten seconds ago, I asked you to join me here by the picnic table...
This is The Beekeeper here on Camp Firewood radio.
Apology accepted.
And I just, I just know that if you gave me a chance,
- How you doing? - Good.
Four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you yesterday.
Well, I'm just...
Stop picking it up!
I guess I have to get used to that.
A.K.A. jazz shoes, dance belts, lycras, et al.
We're gonna be in our late 20's. I don't see any reason we can't be places on time.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and meaning it!
No, you can't hear the ocean, but you can learn a great deal about our world.
Wow!
Nevertheless, please welcome them.
- and you and Neil are going to take them. - What?
You're making a big mistake, Victor Pulak.
Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy?
What? What are you doing with your hand?
But I can suck my own dick. And I do it.
- We lost him, goddamn it! - I've got him!
And grab him and just fuck his brains out, you know?
It was a war we couldn't win, Gene.
Be strong Gail!
- We're in the middle of some pretty interesting stuff. - I'll make you a deal.
20-sided die.
# Bring a... # Oh, God!
They be like, hey, asshole, I'm going to kick your behind.
Gene, I'm really sorry, you know. If I could change history, I would.
Definitely.
Ron... I love you,
It means that I'm...
It’s always fun to go to Cowboys, even if it’s for an hour.
Abby.
He gets so uncomfortable whenever we talk openly about sexual issues.
As bared witness by myself,
Aah!
But I've thought about it, and my thing is this:
As we spend our last dinner together: Be proud of who you are!
- I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. - Come on. What?
Okay. We're getting closer. Give me another. Seven.
It's cold.
- We gotta get that tape. - It's a subject matter I'm sure you're familiar with, McKinley.
Sepitembala 27, 2009
# It's gonna be all right #
You're joking. Right, dude?
And maybe it will be a different story like when I'm ready to get married.
- Good-bye, Beth. - Oh, hey!
and it will be sad to shut down WCFW for the summer.
and my ERROR is... there is no ERROR. I was just joking.
# I'm so in love with you, honey # That sucks!
This is Arty Solomon here.
It feels so good. I love you.
we gotta get that tape!
and introduce myself.
- Where did he go? - He wanted to get back to camp.
You got a stick of gum?
Sepitembala 4, 2009
The Irish are an inferior race, Harrison.
it means, Melvyn...
I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.
- Let's drop the robot voice, shall we? - Okay.
We used to make drawings.
Katie, you're hot, right?
Is this gonna save my camp?
Baby, that was beautiful!
Wait! I have some bad news!
I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer.