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And finally, ladies and germs, is a dude...

Sepitembala 7, 2009

SEpitembala 8, 2009

Where did he go, anyway? - I don't know.

It's always fun to go to Chad's, even for just an hour

Alexa, maybe you'd like to join in?

- It's just like klute! - Holy shit, you guys! Look, look, look.

I've been thinking about you a lot.

- Camp directing, I guess. Would that be... - Henry.

I could be up for the Hopkins prize for physics.

Please, stop! No, no, no!

If I was looking for a book on astrophysics, where would I find one?

today is your day, 'cause you don't wanna go back home...

We had no place being over there.

- My butt itches. - What are you talking about?

I don't think so, Ronald von Kleinenshtein.

Beth, we did it.

- That's only one mix tape. - The talent show's starting right now!

- There you go. - You, my friend, are a magician.

actually I went to camp Machnudin...

Come on, Coop! Come on!

No, it wasn't wrong. Katie, why are you doing this?

So would you... slacks? Pants?

- Have you seen J.J. and Gary? Do you know where they are? - Don't know.

The only other phone is in the infirmary! We gotta go!

All of Camp Firewood and the higher power, however you define it,

Ooh. Thank you!

# Higher, higher #

and I want to be with you, but...

Or as we used it call it, charts and farts and graphs.

I'm sure we can convince one of the girls from bunk 10 to boink McKinley.

Before we start, I'd just like to say...

Four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course

- Coop, we have to talk. - Sure.

SEpitembala 1, 2009

I'm associate Professor Neumann.

Okay, Coop, now I'm colder than I was before when I said I was cold.

Fondue with cheddar.

- Thank you. - So...

It's Not gonna work for me

# In the morning when I rise #

McKinley needs to experience the ultimate.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

And with t-minus 11 hours to the big talent show,

Actually, it's closer to... zero.

as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head.

all eight weeks without finding that special someone,

- All agreed? - Agreed.

You mean penis in vagina?

- Is there any more corn? - What?

I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass.

There were two epidemics in 2020... Coronavirus And The Plague... The Bubonic Plague

don't come to the audition and waste our time.

- Again? - What can I say? They love it. McKinley.

I need you and Neil to take The Eagles out on Moose river. I made them a promise.

These motherfuckers be like, don't make me say it twice.

and then you can have the whole rest of the day to learn about planets, stars,

We're losing time!

Yeah, you're right. No problem, man.

Um, what else... what else would one do if one were...

Wait, did you just say you'd dive head first into Taylor Swift? No.

Sepitembala 26, 2009

And I can't... I can't do this. I'm sorry.

# Taking it higher and higher #

Whatever, if you want. J.J., save me a waffle, man.

SEpitembala 18, 2009

Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

- Yeah! - What time you wanna meet?

There are literally hundreds of colored markers.

I know, and it's very, very funny.

If there's anything I can do to make your last day more enjoyable, let me know.

You're making a really big mistake, buddy,

Yeah, it's like... well, forget it.

# Of love, yeah #

But it says here that you all know him as...

You are a loser You are A Loser

Listen to me, you fucked-up little cigarette-smoking piece of shit.

Everyone! Immediately! Out of the van.

Okay. Uh, that's a.

# Jane, you're playing a game called #

I'll take that as a compliment

Those being hamburgers. Thank you.

- Then what did I say? - You said you were gonna go fondle your sweaters.