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Leslie, your name is so familiar.
but, uh, I saw a cool little lamp at the MOCA store.
If you asked me like that, I would say yes.
Shh. Shh.
It's not a titty committee.
and I... I couldn't find the AC.
- A pussy pussy. - Oh.
The diamond mohels.
Good night, Josh.
You're being so lame.
- Dang. - [clears throat] Yeah.
I will kick his ass down to the basement.
but, um, you're cool with me calling you Dad?
a lot of them are closet cases.
- Good morning. - Oh, please.
I mean, as a trans woman,
I am a highly placed staff member
[smacking]
Yeah.
Jumbotron. Jumbotron, Clippers game.
[smacking]
"Is a waterfall."
Yes, he is 'cause he's un-hirable.
Uh, no, you're not, uh...
Grillin' grouper.
[sobbing]
He's gonna be here forever.
Cool. I'm just gonna grab my yoga mat.
Mm-hm. Yeah, I know. I know.
"I always put my lover's cunt on the crest of a wave."
[smacking]
Who forget their hall pass, don't you?
and looky here, even one libretto.
Me going to temple.
Yeah, I had a girlfriend who named her cat after Leslie Mackinaw.