Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

on this entire floor is beyond me.
Did you, uh...
So. I don't get mad when you bring other chicks to our restaurant.
Fuck you. Enlighten me.
♪ It's way too real out there ♪
I try. I just, I don't know, I... I...
Yes. Either A, we make multiple babies with you.
- I'm not gonna tell you... - I deserve to know.
No, alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay. You know... y... you just...
Us. You're funny.
No, I think it was...
- We need a doctor. - I'm a doctor! I'm her doctor!
Oh, my God! You've got a one track mind.
♪ I'll keep you safe forever ♪
Trying to distract myself.
- That's the one. - What? Are you kid...
but me, I can't share with you the slightest disappointment
Oh! My heart goes out to you ladies.
You take this risk...
- I'm divorced. - His loss.
♪ Come on come on come on ♪
Now, I... Now, I'm super happy with 4 to 6.
What? You did? You didn't tell me that.
for cool people who fucked up?
That's great. That's another dysfunction I have to worry about developing.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me neither.
What are you doing? Fucking take it.
- You mean out here. - Just... Yes, mouth shut, please.
in the right direction.
Well I just, um...
I have two beautiful children
Oh, come on. I am not, okay?
The day you said...
- Oh come on, that is not true. - You've been lying this whole time.
And that's why we agreed to stop seeing each other.
You got to let them have it.
into thinking Blues Traveler
I look, sorry, I... Ow! Ooh! That got me!
Elaine's great name.
- If you ask me. - Oh, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna try it again, alright?
♪ Kite ♪
Does that make sense?
Is that what's going on? Does it tip in hundreds?
- Lose my virginity. - Hold on a second...
You're just... here.
- I know it's a birthday gift. - I can't go to France.
- This new crazy thing. - Gotcha.
Hey, you've reached Lainey. Leave a message.
Maybe I knew him at Colum...
- Don't. - I don't.
I know we're no good at this shit.
- Okay, mister. - Wow me.
I bet they're counting like, foreplay and stuff.
What you don't mastur... Why not?
[indistinct chattering]
I don't know. I... I'm just trying to give you a mental picture that's all.
Can you please just not interrupt me while I read this, please.
Okay, okay. Great.
- It's you're birthday! - It's you're birthday!
I don't know if I have time to answer that.
No!
Oh, my God. No!
I'm just saying arrive at the party together.
You've been writing again?
Goodnight, Surf Tight
That's so nice. Are you sure?
No. You're telling the truth.
You can go get any woman you want.
Really? Well, I still choose you.
Because I'd rather fail with you than win with anyone else.
if you answer a question truthfully.
Um... it's a long story.
Yeah, of course it's a real thing.
Yeah. Don't sell yourself short.
- Uh-huh. - What? What do you want me to do?
...you know, heartless alpha male who fucking jogs!
- No kidding. - Yeah.
You're embarrassing the kid.
Holy shit! I don't think I've ever...
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
That's like... You know, do that to me.
That guy's a fucking asshole
What!
I'm gonna be the creepy old dude!
♪ I catch the paper boy ♪
Because I know you don't wanna get married, but you know
And she can't hold a candle to you.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪♪
So I don't... I don't know what to do here.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict
- Wait a minute, where is she going? - Yeah, don't let her get away.
- Okay. - Bye!
- October. - Congratulations.
I... I thought it was something that should be special.
Hey, you don't do this anymore, okay?
There you are.
Rent free I might add.
Maybe he's an actor?
- I know it's because his dad molested him. - What?
I guess I can't talk you into a road trip to Ann Arbor?
[Lainey chuckles]
And it kills me that I can't ask you to stay
Was this supposed to be a date?
- She doesn't deserve that. - I would like that, please.
No, and so there's a little bit of a meltdown. It's a little bit of a crisis.
Yeah, 7 at least.
You're gonna go swimming at my house?
He has no one to play with and gets angry.
Nice job, Oliver.
What do you think that means?
- I'm on break. - So take this...
...take Molly with me and go to a kid's birthday party?
Matthew, are you gonna fuck me, or what?
Or what? Are you... are you threatening me?
Be rude to it.
Not really. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
No way.
doesn't make me an asshole, it does however make you a liar.
No, I knew a girl whose father was from Guam
over you co-opting an original idea of mine.
- You're crazy. - Settle down, people.
- Yes, I am. - Hmm.
My ex has my son this weekend.
- I can't get hard right now. - Alright.
Abominable end credits
- If we're gonna be friends, you know... - Okay.
Just go to town on this little motherfucker right here.
Is it okay if I go over Henry's to go swimming?
Lainey.
♪ Darlin' I'll be... ♪