Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See she's addicted. This is an addict.

- Well, I'm in love with him. - Come on.

and run away with me, huh?

♪ I know when to go out ♪

♪ I'm lyin' in the rain ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I forgot something.

I'm not saying you have to come as a couple.

I think this is a great idea.

I've ever seen in my life.

I will communicate the message.

- You don't like it. - No!

♪ But I never wave bye bye ♪

- It's like Guam. - Guam? Like the country Guam? No!

Shut up. Ignore him. He's on drugs.

[heavy breathing]

I mean, you're so pretty and you're vulnerable

I think it's sort of great.

Chris, I'm having a great time.

♪ And I know the party is over ♪♪

♪ Well if you ever go ♪

- Oh, you're pregnant. - Oh, my God.

You know, like, uh, maybe you wanna think about

- Really? - Yep.

I just... I mean. I just... just...

Who can tell what that fuckin', swarthy man...

- Co... Okay. - Yeah.

- You got it all figured out. - Yeah.

- This is Chris. - Hi.

- I'm on break. - ...and get out of my office.

I should start dating again, I'm trying to get over this guy...

- Wow! Lane, that's great. - I know.

It feels so freeing to tell someone about it. Who actually knows him.

Sam, I cheated on you.

[cellphone vibrating]

- I can't see you anymore. - I agree.

And as you can see I've executed my half, so...

It shouldn't bother me but I don't like meeting his patients.

You have a strong vocabulary and look dynamite in a tank top

♪ I lost it back then ♪

your vagina will be played by this

Like... that's the problem.

for recovery from a love addiction

So nice to meet you, Emma.

- Jake. - Lainey!

Hi, babe, it's me.

You know, it's pretty average actually.

♪ And steal ♪

GIF of a panda dancing!

Glad we ended it face to face. You were right to come.

- Yes. - We have a meeting with group sales in 20.

♪ I never told you ♪

Tempting. Tempting, but no.

I love you for free, Jake.

Thank you, Jake.

That's not true. A lot of guys have been up there, just not you.

I love hearing your voice.

- I want that... - Here we go. Hold it.

anything at all and I'm laughing, you know.

spackfilla would work on the waterslides to make them faster. yes you just fizz right down.

We know that's not true. You and I are friends.

♪ But love me ♪

You know, you, uh...

...the wrong girl...

Okay. This is good.

We'll shorten it to mousetrap.

- I only said that... - Most likely because you thought

'cause you're gonna be standing

I miss the way you feel on top of me.

I mean it absolutely is a thing. I know it's a thing.

- Hi. - When are you due?

- For what? - They're having trouble.

[Lainey laughs]

I just... I wanna thank you for tonight. It was great.

Hey, this was a... We did it. That was a good date.

That was awesome.

Hey, thanks for comin', Lainey.

We'll be in touch to reschedule.

And it doesn't mean that I don't like sex now

- Our restaurant? - Yes.

- Can you listen to what I'm saying to you... - I'm trying to.

My wife, she's prone to panic attacks.

I love you. I love you. Don't... don't hurt anymore people.

I'm gonna teach you how to finger yourself today.

Yeah, I don't think I like me enough

Or... or I hope cocaine isn't mad at me.

[instrumental music]

that's what they leave out in the Disney movies...

to settle this emotional distress lawsuit

is basically the same thing

finger her or anything.

I... I'm... I'm...

and it's like No, I just don't wanna commit to you.

Okay. Racist. Keep going.

Except one time.

But that's bullshit, it's not a feeling

Fucking tourist.

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- It's over. - Hmm.

Alright... alright, grab your folks.

If you want, you know... You know...

I don't even know 16 guys.

Why are you doing this?

How did you know that?

I don't orgasm during sex that much.

- Great. - Kindergarten.

and then this fucker comes out of nowhere and decks him!

Who wants more wine?

Honestly you sound like a woman.

Um, what were we talking about? So I said to Jack.

- Tell me who. - It doesn't...

I am her husband. That is my wife and that is my baby.

Okay, okay, he's gonna put a stop to it.

I don't care. We're in a cool bar. I just bought a Tesla!

I haven't even spoken to her since she left.

Go be a hot shot.

- Good. - Yeah.

- So tell me what happened. - Oh, right.

...cool, like... Oh!

- Yeah. - Yeah. Don't have a baby, guys.

- You're both? - You're crazy.

You got a minute?

Look at her, passing out toppings like, uh...

♪ Everything's blowing but you just can't stop it ♪♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪♪

I can't believe we lost our virginity

- Hannah! - Leave me alone!

- The right guy. - Oh, the right guy.

Do you just want to be friends?

- Xander. - But like I'm jels.

Get the spanks. I love it. Yeah.