Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I have not felt that free. - Seriously.

Uh, she's Black.

You look great.

And I... and I hardly think about Matthew. Like ever.

But you're gonna figure it out.

♪ If you just don't blow it ♪

- Yeah, really wants to get deep, deep up in there. - Like bad.

Well, I mean, it's too sexual. It's too sexual. Uh...

You have lost your mind.

♪ What you want ♪

Call Xander, tell him we're gonna be late.

because my therapist suggested

But I want you to come back.

- Avocado is too sexual? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?

Want to come up?

- 16 guys... - No, the same guy.

I mean, you know, the trick is to be a little

And... and young chicks don't put up with that shit

♪ I can remiss... ♪

Because I'm not an asshole.

Okay, everybody go out to the grass.

Come inside me. I want you to come now.

Right through. How's that feel, blue?

but I do believe there are exactly 3 points we should discuss, okay?

Are you mappy? You're mappy?

I appreciate you concern, Superman! Fly away.

You know, remember like the old IBM ThinkPads?

Dinner maybe? How about brunch with my folks, you'll love them.

for people who want to have a horrible, painful life...

- That's true. That's true. But what if we have... - No. No.

- Just like this. Yeah. - Yeah.

- Hey. - What are you talking about?

- What do you mean? - I never look at you.

I'm sorry, yeah.

the guy you lost your virginity to perhaps.

Am I allowed to leave the state?

They want to go to brunch.

You stand to make over $5 million in the next 2 years.

- Mm-hmm. Tell me. - Okay.

And it... kills me that you're probably gonna go to Michigan.

the lines of something like...

that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful

Lainey, you've got to be kidding me!

- Jake. - That was our thing.

And Lord knows, I could use the exercise

Lainey, everything okay?

If he texted I'd think of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...

We're not a couple bur we act like one.

- So now it's... - Yeah, it's a date. Let's go on a date.

- I really thought you were gonna fuck this up. - Me too.

and it just... I don't know.

No, but maybe they are.

- Oh, yeah. Mousetrap - What the fuck is that?

Get ready for a Classic Sam freak out!

Point Break Goodnight - Surf Tight

- So it is mutual? - The word.

- All set. - Hmm.

Lainey, you having sex with Matthew Sobvechik

Alright, now, at this point you wanna start thinking about something, uh, arousing.

So is he gonna drop the charges?

I mean, you can do so much better.

You know, so that's the dirty DJ.

Oh, wow, that's weird.

- Cool. - Now, yeah, kids.

- Oh, Shit! - I let my son...

No, it's... I mean, it's just a goddamn bird toilet anyway.

Yes, that is the mature, responsible thing to do, uh...

- Natural. Okay? Yeah, so tap the roof. - I know.

Oh, boy, In case you might need it?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- From behind. - Exactly. Because you hate your dad.

Who is better than my brother?

- Mm-hmm. - Alright. No, sex.

[indistinct chattering on TV]

We're so excited.

I, uh, sorta beat the shit out of him.

I think I literally sprouted...

Oh hell. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry, I'm a dick.

- Oh, come on. Look, I could do this all the way to Brooklyn... - Fuck you.

You called me baby just now.

Jake's offering you a lot of money

awesome night together and you just sort of...

I'm sorry... beep, beep, squeak, um, hello...

- Jake? - Yeah.

and sliding scale morality.

I'm just saying, for the first time

it doesn't mean that I'm not a sexual person. Gail.

- Stellar Yelp reviews? - Yeah.

for people third marriages. Like, that's...

What are we doing in the middle of the street?

If you want someone to fall for you

Why did you do that?

Or that's how good it is!

[instrumental music]

'Cause I'm pretty sure there's gonna be

You thought I'd never get to this?

♪ Lot of crags ♪

60 seconds. Sure.

He reminds me of us.

Okay, see you soon.

But I know what your situation is down there.

- I love you, honey. - I love you.

So you're getting braces, you're getting braces

Well, I... I mean, I have until the end of the summer to decide.

It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.

slide in there... like that, okay?

Then they yell at Naomi, then Naomi yells at me.

I heard he's a lady doctor now.

I'm a guilty slut and he gets to be a...

Okay. Well, fuck the TV.

Yeah, she really is.

Knock knock. Hey, you got a minute?

You wanna tell me about it?

Like in a second he has to make a decision.

If you really, actually wanted monogamy

- Rings? - Shit.

You're a whirling dervish out there. A whirling dervish!

- Ugh, I miss drugs. - Why don't we do drugs?

Uh, primatologists actually believed that... that

Yeah, 'cause that's... 'cause that's what kids wanna do.

- Just in time... - Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's a nullification of my contract.

that he's about to listen to the Beatles

♪ Come on come on come on... ♪

I always thought he'd be heavier with a beard.