Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Just to feel ♪

she'd break up with me.

When have you ever had sex for 90 minutes?

- And romantic obsession... - Sweetie. Sweetie.

She told me to relax, and the word lasted

Sorry, that shouldn't be in there.

Yes, I did once call one of my neighbors in the middle of the day

Okay, Lainey. Glad we got that cleared up.

♪ That girl's stuck in your head ♪

It's like life 101. Stop lying to yourself.

but, you know, it seemed solid.

Well, let's... well, alright. Say, uh, say it for me.

Dude, are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?

You should fuck that guy. A lot.

[indistinct singing]

to a digital media provider... And you're bored already?

I remember too, you know.

Or B, we cut your dick off.

You know, it's just like... When do you orgasm?

It's not bad. I...

Read you the Polar Express before bedtime?

- I do. - Yeah, you got it. Yeah.

Hey dude, it's me. I haven't heard from you in a while.

Of course. Yeah, I'd feel the same way.

- That was repartee. - That's... that's exactly why I can't have you at the party.

Hey, no. We've gotta use your words. We don't do that.

rude to the clitoris, okay?

Oh, really? Yeah, how's my situation?

- And... - Wait stop.

- My cervix? Jesus. - Yeah, sure.

♪ I know when to stay in ♪

Oh, my God, this isn't happening. I need a tissue.

This is good. I'll go inside, I'm gonna get my jacket

why have casual sex with me for three months?

[music continues]

What's up, little nugget, what are you doing with the notebook?

[Lainey moaning]

- Mousetrap. - Mousetrap.

Emoji of a heart. XXX Renee.

Are we in love with each other?

You two need any help?

as me telling an Aborigine in the Australian outback

crack open a bottle of rose and...

- We don't have to... - No. No. No. It's good.

What? What? What did I do?

You're gonna be okay. It's alright.

Okay, you know what, I'll even allow that.

♪ Kite ♪♪

And this motherfucker I don't even know...

You just got to breathe. Please. Okay?

is reflected in the hardball.

Alright. I'll allow it.

How could you even kiss me after you fucked her?

when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...

So it's the black town car. It's across the street...

- I don't know. - First of all...

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Lot of holes lot of cracks ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

- See. You get it. - Oh, yeah. But I'm psychotic.

- Give me the phone. - Lainey, Lainey! No, no.

♪ The music drowns you out I didn't care ♪

I'm raising friendless children because of you.

- Hear me out. I was thinking. - Mm-hmm.

Um, I-I'm fine. Where are you calling me from?

Do you want talk about it?

You look dynamite in a tank top. It's just... what gives?

You know, I'm serious. You've got a strong vocabulary.

Yeah, I think about you like, all the time.

Yeah, and then we'll still go get married.

So, nobody wants to play with him

- is that they're too nice to it. Okay? - Mm-hmm.

That... that's... I mean you haven't had an orgasm in a year.

This you're talking about someone inside you

'Cause that's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, it's inevitable.

- That a girl! - Okay.

- I can't believe it. I mean... - You're spinning, and honestly.

Okay, relax. I do this for a living.

I bet this sex thing is a ruse.

He's the TA in my pre-med bio class.

A New York minute. I don't know... yeah, a real minute.

It's right here on the right side.

This is Elaine.

♪ ...smile upon you ♪♪

And can I just say, we think you two

Yeah, before things got really bad, and weird.

Yeah. There you go.

I spent a long time being bad.

For the purposes of today's tutorial

- So no honeymoon? - Oh, no, no.

Why haven't we had sex yet?

Oh, that's a good point. Should we get on the bus?

No, listen. Listen...

you know, sort of circling, uh, this, uh, just like fleshy gap area.

- What are you doin'? Where are you going? - Sorry, sorry, yeah.

or you got into med school

I thought you'd never get to this.

I do think it's important we make some sort of commitment to each other

I have not... I am... I would not lie to you. To him, okay?

- Mm-hmm. - I don't know how to end it.

- You're being a dick... - Here's the thing, guys.

- Alright. - It is so cold.

- Ooh, I wanna though. - Here.

- Wait. I'm sorry, no. - You know.

Sir, I-I can't stress enough

♪ I'm so lost in my head ♪

I gave him $5000, remember you were so mad?