Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how we screw up every sexual relationship we've ever have.
Wonderful.
Yes?
Hi, Matthew.
I hope your heels are comfortable
It's this guy she's sleeping with. Uh, it's alright.
- You ready? - Yes.
He loves New York ladies flip flops.
And dry each other off using friction.
- You're smart, handsome... - Thank you.
Yeah.
♪ I'm sorry baby you're stuck with me ♪
Did I win? I don't know K
Hey! Hey! Jake!
But the seriousness of my request
Uh, I got into med school!
I think I knew that.
- Lainey, her name's Lainey. - Lainey. Lainey, I'm sorry.
Don't dance, please. Ugh!
Yes! Okay.
Do I go home now, or cancel everything tomorrow?
[instrumental music]
you're getting braces!
Will you get... whoa! Fuckin' please, come on!
Well, I mean it's not your fault.
Oh yeah, yeah. You're sick. Feel better.
Who's Lainey?
[heavy breathing]
I mean, this Jake guy is taking up emotional
- Like where's the fucking... - Hey babe. Sorry, I'm late.
I wasn't willing to lose.
- How is Sam? - He is... fine.
- Jake, Jake! - That's for my girl, you shit!
...and Naomi, I will, uh...
- Okay. Oh, my God. - Oh, man, it's broken.
Not to mention, a culturally infused female competition.
I'm at lunch. Just tried calling you.
What positions did you do?
What? Get out of here! Get out of here!
♪ And I know the party's over ♪
Absolutely. How long shall I tell him we're going to be?
Good.
Of cold feet, second thoughts.
Anything that African American guy says
Oh, transformers guy didn't show up...
I want you to do exactly
Why're you laughing at me? That's not...
That's like Bobby Fischer kind of scarcity.
Hey, did you know they don't have a separate jail
So, I'll probably gonna hit the road.
yes beryl fryersial? what do you want? i want seagull poo me no spackfilla.
Um, okay, well...
- You need to get that? - Nope.
Well, I, um...
A buddy and I created this CDN and we're selling it
Okay, you're gonna have to explain this to me. I mean, is he packing? Huh?
There you go.
You know, I mean, If you wanna grow flowers, you don't plant 'em in a closet.
- I don't need a hardball... - My girl?
Everything you ever did to me in bed.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay, yeah, da, da, da. Okay, let's see.
♪ Spaced out in the days I couldn't hear you ♪
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
No, it's fine. I'll call you tomorrow.
♪ But things don't really change ♪
♪ Kite ♪
Who's the choreographer?
♪ Darling I'll be ♪
In case you feel like you might need it.
You're so greedy.
- Are those hot pads also for Henry? - Yes.
I mean, we hook up but I don't, like,
Be right back.
were you trying to humiliate me?
Oh, my God.
then I'll come out and we'll, uh... date it up.
That was good. Naomi still has her anal virginity.
We don't have things that are sexual.
Alright, well...
You know, no dude thinks like that.
It's doin' somethin'.
♪ But I try ♪
I mean, it's different for women.
That's... that's called a noddle salad.
That's amazing. No shit.
Why're you giving me shit?
- Oh, wow. This is... - That kid has a hose.
Paula's somethin' else, huh?
I have had like, actual intercourse...
Naomi, put on track 7 on my workout mix.
♪ Tear it all apart ♪
Where have you been all my life?
No. I went to Columbia.
There's gonna be a honeymoon.
- Do you understand? - I...
I'm going. I'm going for it.
How's she doin'?
♪ Reason to leave ♪
[cellphone beeps]
Okay. I'll go on one date with you
It's like enough with this shit.
啊发我 大娃
well it's your choice now, milk or run bail on $100 bail water? i choose milk since i'm not crazy about $100 bail water.
Come on. Get up! Come on.
♪ We are sleeping... ♪♪
Silly. Uh, if you can just sign the back here. 3 places.
- Okay, you slept with her. - Mm-hmm.
Like, that's sucks and then what happens
He didn't choose me.
I sense that. That's obvious. I just don't know why.
You just... like you just... Tweet, tweet, tweet.
I remember every compliment you ever gave me.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? no not anymore i quit!
[laughs]
You're just a whore.
Oh, Lainey. Oh, oh!
What are you doin'? Don't dance.
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
stop it don't call me a wopox director's cut pus or wopoxia or dracky man or beader minster! ectra! ectra! or whatever. so stop it graham gallagher you evil wepox wopox demonic witchboard demonicon satinav satnav fatty!
We're gonna have some eggs benedict and some frittatas.
Fuck you. I didn't call you an old virgin.
- Alright, fight club, what the hell is going on here? - I'm a guest!
- I have a nickname? - A nickname.
But maybe if I'm not having any sex...
Ta-ta for now.
Look it! Look it! He's looking! I'm embarrassed.
What on earth makes you think that I'm worth $5 million?
This is a date now. We'll go out.
I thought love was a feeling.
no way near into my nonsense. Okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
I forgot that Pinkerton was an alias of yours.
Oliver and I are on our way.
Partners always have to do these bullshit events.
- So just, uh... - We're gonna have sex for 9 minutes.
- So, I just... - Mm-hmm.
just anything but the schmuck.
- Alright, whatever. - We gave birth to?
Mousetrap!
You're gonna start to get wet
- Body! - Yes.
white guy thing to suggest, you know.
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
- And I want to be good friends... - It's fair.
- Good to see you. - This is Chris.
What do you wanna do?
You were gonna lose your virginity to Matthew Sobvechik
I feel like people are looking at us.
You know I thought that I would forget about all of it.
Photo of a dog dressed as a Nazi.