Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I do what we talked about. I do not sleep with her.

Will you do me a favor?

Baby, you're a bad liar.

It's about time. Get it out.

Xander, I'm lookin' out for us.

That when you lean in to whisper, you put your lips

- I get bored. - Bored?

So I'm like Well do you wanna go see something else?

Oh, wait, wait. Girl, girl, girl...

for long periods of time... Or possibly at all.

As in Chris Smith tree?

- Yeah, let's be quick. - Yeah, yeah, of course.

- That's a beautiful story. - Yeah.

- Gross. - Okay, and then you're gonna start to get wet.

- Holy toppings! - She just said it's every topping.

All you want to do is flit around the party

Okay, when I say Hello, you say Hi.

- So bring Lainey to the party. - Okay. Fine.

- Hey, here you go. - Oh, is this for Henry?

- And you unleashed her Khaleesi. - Yeah. Wait.

- My brother? - No.

- Yeah. Happy holidays. - Let's go, hon.

the Pontiac Aztec of people.

- There are worse things. - That's true.

The Dirty DJ was our thing, okay?

Yeah. Had to get out of there, though. It was making me super horny.

We should go there. That sounds great.

What's your excuse?

Yeah, 'cause you're in a relationship with each other.

Just one big old jail for everyone.

Casting by Jennifer Euston, csa and Emer O'Callaghan

♪ To the deepest part ♪

Serious, she's probably fucked everyone in here but I don't even care.

what would happen if i was a kachii? well i'd use you in a crazy way.

♪ I really don't mind the way you cry ♪

♪ But you ain't that ♪

And that barely covered vagina of yours

- I love hearing you say my name. - Oh, you do?

4 to 6 minutes or 46 inches?

Yeah. No. Uh, do you remember that girl Renee?

I could be this guy

Some sort of, like, website

You leased the space out to Matthew.

- Jake. - Lainey!

That's not true. We are borrowing a Tesla to see if we like it.

- From work? - No.

Text us if you're gonna do this.

Is that a yes or a no?

You never told him to make a choice, you know.

Uh, partner over at Garrison and Shingle.

(I don't know if I won)

And you just really wanna work that little bugger.

Oh gosh, I... I wonder how crack is doing?

Here we go. Bring it in.

I mean, who is this person? Where do you find her?

I would love that.

Very sensual experience.

I didn't plan this.

I got us the penthouse suite

- Everybody knows that. - Everybody?

it's over, he didn't choose me

Who's so fuckin' hot?

But I've got to find someone now with your exact name

In your specific case I do think you should fuck that sex addict.

♪ Treat me mean and cruel ♪

Have you texted Voldemort?

if we give her water I don't know what happens.

If you ever even mention The Graduate again, I will slit your throat.

Now, if you were to sleep with Matthew Sobvechik

Good singing. Good. Alright, free play.

I think I know how it's pronounced.

Oof, mousetrap.

Can I finish my story please?

- Okay. Alright. - Mm-hmm.

This was an awful idea.

Great. Okay. Um, that'll be nice.

This was all, just very romantic

The, uh, Marcus, or, uh...

Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.

it's a decision, like everything else.

I'm a little bit optimistic...

Mm-hmm. Please.

You know, like you're scratching a record. You know, this...

No, I mean, it was a total accident.

Okay, it's... Hey dude get the fuck out of here, I got it.

♪ I'm oblivious ♪

Kids love me. I basically am a kid.

It's just a shitload of candy.

- Hey, I got an idea. - Hmm.

I will just meet you out by, uh, our minivan.

So I just want to ...spend as much time

So I'm gonna guess you either finally fucked Jake

Right, so, uh, you have that that's... that's phase three.

- So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people? - Mm. Exactly.

Hey, will you, uh, sign this for me please?

She... some have suggested

And you're gonna curve it up a little bit

has monopolized your vag for like a decade

Wait. Hey, Lainey. You... you don't have to do this.

- No. - You just asked me.

I stopped cheating anyway.

you would be addicted to mediocrity for the rest of your life.

Do you feel suffocated by them as soon as you...

- Yes, yes, yes. - I'm hungry again.

No, not women, no. Just you evidently.

- Cool. Alright. - I'm good. I'm good.

Ooh, there's a kid lookin' at me.

You know... come on. Maybe we're both fucked up.

the Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.

Elaine. Elaine Dalton?

- Just kidding. No. Okay. - It feels soft and smooth.

And she's super smart and cool and also gorgeous

Get... get lucky and... and happy about...

Maybe you and Lainey...

- I said, rock and roll. - Oh.

Judging from your outfit, I'd say scale a mountain?

...when you start sleeping with people.

- To pick up women? - No, no, Heaven's no.

You see that? That's your G Spot alright, you got that?

I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know. I...

That I've had for the last 10 years.

I think it was because I was like a... like a late bloomer.

I know. I'm sorry. I have to...

Uh-huh. No, no.