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I distinctly recall you saying something about staying casual, yeah?

- Okay. - I'm excited.

Okay, well you're sending porn star vibes

So, uh, do you know what a dirty DJ is?

You're lookin' out for us? No, I'm lookin' out for us.

♪ It's just the power to charm ♪

Yeah, little legs, but they move fast.

Before I lose her again.

...just have multiple orgasms.

It's not your responsibility.

- You know, I have one last question... actually... - Oh, come on. Come on.

We don't sleep with each other, so we don't have things.

I mean, I had a bunch of friends that had done it

Okay, well I grew up very, very religiously.

You know, little girls are told

- Rocked her face. - Mm-hmm.

I just really miss you.

Because everyone likes a person that can dance.

I don't know. The regular one?

Um, you know, I mean...

were rehearsed on someone else.

- Yeah. - Good.

Um, I hope the goodbye went well.

Love is conditional according to some folks in the family. Love is only serious only!

- It's like I'd rather... - Be the bad guy than tell the truth.

Okay, are you guys ready to learn the moves?

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...you risk losing them, right?

- Wow. - Yeah. You look good.

for if we're having sexual tension and then we'll stop whatever...

First thing, you take, uh, take this guy...

Xander, in the 8 years I've known you as a father

- I have snacks... I have snacks at home. - Yeah.

What are you talking...

Mind the gap. Oh, see. Okay, yeah. Work all three.

I can hear my mom's voice when I'm underwater.

Complete and total mousetrap right now.

I don't need to threaten you.

Okay, hopefully she goes down for her nap.

instead of Lainey vibes.

And... and just a little...

I like your date. He seems nice.

- What? - I know.

I would make it a cool 7.

♪ Come on come on come on ♪

- Was it my brother? - No.

- And I'm glad. Thank you. - Some water.

We fool around after he teaches me things I already know.

♪ In my... ♪

Do you want me to grab the rest of the boxes?

I answer all questions truthfully, but fire away.

- My phone died. - Hmm.

♪ I try ♪♪

♪ You look so tired living ♪

I get worried when you disappear.

That is not a thing.

Oh, Elaine, you've never met my wife, have you?

with a guy that you don't actually wanna date.

- You won! - I was sacred that you would freak out.

My therapist suggested that I attend a 12 step program

So, if you're doing something sexy or I'm doing something sexy.

You have to fuck the sister in order for it to work.

Gang bangs, and such.

- Can you come? - But you haven't...

for women to go down on.

- Like gross. - Mm-hmm.

Oh, well, I'm pretty much a dream come true.

I don't like it. What are you... what are you...

- Lainey, are you still there? - Just keep talking.

that I go, that it... that it might help.

You know, bachelor, bachelor parties

You know what, the word think is... is wrong

Quick question before you walk out the door...

This used to be our move. Me pretending to be a patient.

Why would you need his info?

Ohh! What is wrong with me?

- I don't... - That's okay.

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- He's getting married. - Who would marry him?

Yeah, yeah. It's been a while.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Alright.

And become a sexually anorexic? No.

- No. It's an immediate veto? - No, no, no.

Oh, you're not out there!

and you're gonna have that one tapping the roof

- Sam. - Lainey.

- We're just friends! - Men and women can't be friends.

have about the clitoris, uh, if they can find it

I'm going to assume it's because you're coming down

You can't get him into a van by just being a jerk.

Okay, I know. I'm just a passionate fan.

It doesn't deserve John Popper, it deserves John Lennon. Okay?

- Alright? Please. - Aw, man! I miss my friend.

So? No, no, no. That has never happened to me before.

You've got to have a certain...

- I was never writing. - Honey, yes!

- I may or may not need to use the word. - That's a yes.

such a delightfully unhinged hottie

You cheated on me?

Kidding. Xander's got them.

You're saying it's mutual?

- When I'm with Matthew. - Yeah, yeah, okay.

and then you just fucked it up.

- What here? Oh, yeah, yeah. - So...

I mean, I guess I've been...

I mean, you haven't changed your mind or anything, have you?

- So can I ask? - Yeah, how do I stop you?

And now, you... you just replaced him with another

You never caught that reference.

Jake, what are you doing?

Will you erase your number from my phone?

No. You are not one of my dates.

Look, I'm really supposed to mingle a bit

My client has a newborn he has to spend time with...

Talk about what?

- Maybe my whole life. - What?

- That's neat. - Multiple orgasms for multiple partners, you know.

- A couple of hours. - Really? Luck guy, aren't I?

Jesus! How Matthew Sobvechik managed to bag

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