Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How's that feel, blue?
Okay, no! Don't... don't answer that.
When we were kids, we had orange slices after a game.
- I don't think that's true. - Really?
- Yeah, that's it. - Like that?
You just sneak in here, I'll drive. Bounce around.
so just take it.
Ugh! You're such a piece of shit...
Well, you know, that's dim sum for you.
Come on, Henry! Come on, Henry!
Right? Well, see, that's what I'm saying.
You fucking boring piece of shit!
Hey, do you wanna go see
- Oh? - Yeah.
- No, not at all. - Are you kidding?
for like 4 seconds.
- Looks just like it. - Okay. Good to know.
Be careful.
- Yeah. - Jake, thank you.
Your interns call you a Jump Back Jake.
Sam. I have to read you something.
- What? - It's... it's go time, sister.
I will, uh, you know, on behalf of your children and...
We wouldn't have The West Wing without you.
that's just... ugh!
♪ You got a reason ♪
I wait 4 days and then I call her and we go out again.
Thought it was the right thing to do.
My girlfriend said if I didn't go
- Matthew, my water broke... - Honey!
Um. No. We did everything.
Already?
Just go... go in and have fun with your friends.
But he's got a point.
- No, no. You live here. - Yes I do!
So how was your day?
So? Lots of women don't cum during sex.
But that's not a real thing. I mean, this is great. This is...
Did you say Love addiction?
and romantic obsession...
Yeah, don't fuck that up.
- And I don't sleep with my employees. - I quit.
Y-you can't get the most boring dude
Fuck you!
It's been a while.
you would be my next best friend.
♪ With a swimming pool ♪
and make an honest woman out of you.
No, no. He noticed.
She just takes a while to make a decision.
Okay, yes, so you're gonna go after the cervix here.
that actually waited until their wedding day.
- Oh. - I teach...
Hey, what's up dude?
And this dance you can do anywhere.
♪ And your face will surely show it ♪
But first I've gotta take you downtown
Listen, I'm not saying you and Lainey need to date.
Hold on. What?
No dates, huh?
Okay.
- Stop. - Oh, last thing I remember, we had that...
- Matthew. - That's right.
- Yeah. - Better right?
♪ I'm lost in a daydream I don't care ♪
♪ One look in the mirror ♪
Come on.
- No, no. This is a good thing. - Oh, boy.
- I don't even... - Give me the courtesy.
It's a sign.
than with other ladies.
Come as friends or whatever this fucked up thing you guys have...
It's not like months from now he's thinking
- Right there. - Oh boy, oh boy.
Okay, but then we've got to come up with a system.
Somebody do something.
And, um...
- That's not true. - It gross.
On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonnet
You should text me what you want to text him.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
Get outta here. Get back to work.
♪ I feel ready for a ride ♪
the new Wes Anderson movie?
Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar?
I wanna make this work. I'm trying to get better.
There's a Georgia O'Keeffe
I don't need to fuck 8 guys on one night.
- Is there a problem? - What? Uh, yeah.
- Oh! - That kid has a hose.
- Bye. - Bye.
Stupid, dumb shithead!
What... I don't kno... I mean, I've tried to!
What? You run out of compliments.
Nothing.
Oh yeah. I got in, uh, Michigan.
Hey, alright, hey, uh...
it is who I screwed.
and I want you to tap the roof like that.
♪ It's everything you dreamed of ♪
- I'll meet you out front. - Okay, great.
♪ I'm oblivious yeah ♪
so I don't really have much to compare it to
Sobvechik?
Look at this little baby face.
Before I started this program
I won't be able to do it.
Let me guess. I drop it, or you tell Emma we slept together.
Yes.
Noodle salad? that's a sex thing.
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!
I'm not... I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You're so cute.
...this, uh, index finger and you're gonna just, uh
So instead I'd rather just say something like...
are the coolest married couple ever.
- That's a... that's... - What?
I mean... I mean you've got to see the way I eat an avocado and you'll be like...
...you might not become that creepy guy.
Be rude to it.
Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity.
- Nice. - Mm-hmm.
they have no time for that.
[panting]
♪ But love me ♪
- Look at her. - God I love you.
- Ready to learn some moves? - Yes!
- Yes. - Okay. Well, me taking you at your word
♪ All in your arms ♪
You don't know where I live.
Did I win? I don't know, K
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
- I love you! - I love you so much!
- No, I'm just kidding. - I don't know. I don't know.
- I teach kindergarten. - That's right.
But, you know, I'm so happy you guys are here.
Every flavor.
- You know? - Why?
It's no trouble.
that you didn't plan this.
[instrumental music]
I like bad girls with daddy issues.
And these shoes are still uncomfortable.
[music continues]
Haven't met anyone. I've been busy.
at that delicious soft pretzel place. Who cares?
Paula and I are taking Oliver upstate tomorrow.
I'm just kidding. I know it's not you. I know it's not you.
It says I resign and forfeit any vesting stock options to Xander.
And older women are gonna be
We're headin' out. But here's my info.
Columbia.
- She dances for a living? - No, deals with kids.
♪ Lately I feel like ♪
Okay.
There's no way you love Matthew Sobvechik
Most likely because you're stunning and successful.
on Thorpe V. Bronwin.
I think it might have been the first date I've ever been on