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Desert? Don't you dare desert! [chuckles]
- Mmm! - Yes!
♪ My life is a testimony ♪
- ♪ Oh, yes ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪
♪ My life is a testimony ♪
OK, now. Now ask me what I'm carrying the hoop for.
Uh... There it was, right there.
♪ Darlin', you are growing old ♪
- Back! Back! Heel! Heel! - [groaning]
Prunes?
who will welcome you, officially, to our annual joust.
Floyd, no, no. Now, listen, this is a great chance for you.
- It'll be fun! It'll be snazzy! - It'll be dumb.
- Bummer. - What?!
You were better off leaving the stage.
- [slurping noises] - Shh. Listen.
- ♪ Oh, yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪
♪ Yes, it is ♪
- Just give me time. - Oh!
- There's only one thing to do! - What's that?
♪ It's time to get things started ♪
It's a cauliflower.
Oh, yeah. My main squeeze gave me this.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs,
[laughs] Look at old cabbage head.
[♪ Fugue for Tin Horns]