Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.

♪ Let me tell you a story ♪

[armor clanking]

because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey

- [crashing] - [squawking]

- Oh, what happened? - What does it look like?

The crew have started to eat the ship.

♪ Yes, it is ♪

♪ Anything you can do, I can do better ♪

Welcome, again, to The Muppet Show. I can't tell you what a kick I get

Dr. Honeydew, is Beaker all right?

- All right. - Listen, Floyd,

Oh, just for the halibut.

♪ An actor's life for me! ♪

Oh! [clears throat]

I know, Pearl, but we're stuck with it.

Gee whiz, chief, I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box.

Say, is your friend, the Avocado here, some kind of professional critic?

- ♪ Yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪

Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support.

- Go on, eat. - [sighs]

[indistinct chattering]

The band tonight just flashed on the closing number.

- What now? - You know how you're planning

♪ Everyone who should be here is here ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pearl Bailey!

Pearl Bailey! Pearl Bailey! Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Bailey!

♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪

- Nah. He's just unemployed. - You should go to work.