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Dr. Honeydew, is Beaker all right?
♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey
Pearl Bailey! Pearl Bailey! Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Bailey!
Gee whiz, chief, I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box.
Oh, clam up!
The band tonight just flashed on the closing number.
♪ Let me tell you a story ♪
[armor clanking]
- All right. - Listen, Floyd,
- Go on, eat. - [sighs]
Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support.
- Nah. He's just unemployed. - You should go to work.
- [crashing] - [squawking]
♪ Yes, it is ♪
Oh! [clears throat]
- What now? - You know how you're planning
- Oh, what happened? - What does it look like?
♪ An actor's life for me! ♪
Welcome, again, to The Muppet Show. I can't tell you what a kick I get
- ♪ Yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪
I know, Pearl, but we're stuck with it.
[clattering]
Oh, just for the halibut.
Listen...
Hmm...
♪ Everyone who should be here is here ♪
[shrieking]
♪ Anything you can do, I can do better ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pearl Bailey!
[indistinct chattering]
Or nearly so.
Say, is your friend, the Avocado here, some kind of professional critic?
The crew have started to eat the ship.
An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.