Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Bill Curtis.
Wonderful! And how about you, Mr. Harris?
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
You know, the usual stuff.
What's the matter?
You see, I've really been having a tough time.
Sure, Tony, that would be cool.
It looks like I'm finally gonna have mature friends who I can relate to.
We just might get working on it later tonight.
Sounds good. See you then!
- AIDS? - Dude, that's not cool.
and it sucks all their body fluids out.
We want to have a big dinner and dance
God, this must be the 50th time this has happened.
- Kenny. - Yes.
You want morning-after abortion pills? Well, they're right over there.
There's more of them. Quick, hide!
My balls!
I mean, I like women. What did I say? Oh, God, I love titties!
My NAMBLA organisation is having a very important benefit in my honour.
excluding Stan and Kyle, of course.
- Mr. Garrison? - Eric!
- Dude, we're surrounded by perverts! - They're all over the place!
Just don't take too long.
an idea called freedom.
Recently, the FBI has started to arrest men
Hey, Clyde! Butters! Check this out!
What we need is proof that young boys want to be members of NAMBLA,
That's cool. We can hang out. What do you wanna do first?
- Mr. Hammerhead? - Hi, there.
You haven't heard the last of us, Officer. Together we are strong. Come on, men!
I'll play catch with you later, son.
and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but, dude... you.
You're all going to be put away for a long time.