Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He don't need to be playing. - That's what I'm talking about.

All that boy gotta do is just play the damn thing,

- What she do for him? She tricking. - It ain't fair.

yes beryl trayal? what do you want? i want to go oppa gangnam style whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop!

Will have a whole lot of bitches Jumpin' ship

Look, this is my life

...but the phone's just... - They shut them off.

Nigga, it's on, you know what I mean? You know?

You ain't know, nigga

Done seen people live in poverty With no meals

So wait, wait, wait, wait.

Aye mane say mane I need that microphone

- What she do? - None of your business.

If you ain't feelin' what I'm spittin' Trick, you lame to the game

...man ain't like a dog.

...your demonstration,

What the fuck wrong with it? That shit record, don't it?

- Get him! - Motherfucker!

I wanna hear you say it...

I got your requests, and I got that coming up for you.

Shit, I was just doing the same thing, just over at my school.

I try and do my hair every couple of months

- Whoop that trick - Whoop that trick?

What did you just say to me?

Don't forget, man, you knock this motherfucker out.

I think I wouldn't even have words for that shit, man.

You the man. You got it going on. It's all good.

Don't act scared, man, she don't bite.

You in charge. I wanna hear you say that.

or Easter bunny, none of that shit.

There's someone at the door for you.

This my opportunity I feel like anything goes

Now, I'm gonna put my hands here too.

Know what? Matter of fact, I think I feel like

All right, look. Hey, turntable's set up,

Hey, man! Come on, man! He turned himself in, man!

Got a couple ho's working On the changes for me

If you violate off the top Trick, you gotta go

YOU KNOW IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR A SIMP

Is a pig’s pussy pork?

Just pounding in my head now.

Hey. Hey, man, respect my house.

Y'all be good, now.

When DJay found out that Lucious Lyon Threw DJay's demo tape in the stankin' toliet

I'm here trying to squeeze a dollar out of a dime,

- Whoop that trick - Get 'em

I don't care what you say, D, I ain't working day shift no more.

This here's Yevette, Key's wife.

It's blood, sweat and tears When it come down to this shit

I mean, she's my gal and all,

You know it's hard out here For a pimp

About six months ago, my neighbor brought my mail.

- Ugly as a swamp-duck ho. - God!

All right, man. This is what I got so far.

I wanna bless it with a kiss from my primary investor, all right?

Every time he gets settled, you gotta come fuck with him!

...and y'all are gonna get real good people to sing,

Back in the motherfucking day.

- One of y'all leave the TV on? - No.

No, I'm Shelby.

How I'm supposed to not? Read your post to plot

- Bullshit. - No shit.

You know it's HARD out here for a pimp

- No, D, look. - I got other shit, man.

Now, I know that little girl got a ho for a mama and a trick for a daddy,

I say, fuck! Best place to keep Memphis

Hey Skinny What Happened to You Mane

- Say it! - I'm in charge.

For you, Key...

Look at me, man.

I'm trying to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch

I know when you're messing with my head.

Hey, you remember that sticky herb you brung up

What can I do, man? You tell me what I can do, man.

Because, you know, I can crack a whip.

All right, push that one.

- This shit is perfect, man. - Let me put it on.

tricks gonna be yelling, "Timber."

I'm so sorry, y'all. And I'd have left them in the car,

If I can pimp $20 ho's out the back of this motherfucking Chevy,

who's filling in for aladdin? carmen acosta-swan-clontrop-dime.

...and I'm gonna lie.

Will have a whole lot of bitches Jumpin' ship

I think, you know what, it's nice. It's okay...

Come on, baby. Let's get the fuck up...

To all them honey's... ... and delusional bears

The one, the goddamn only...

Hey, man, you can't be crying around like no bitch, man.

- Do you got something for me?! - Fuck you, D.

You got what they call a bad equilibrium.

God, D, all I did was ask about a motel and you get so ugly with me.

Done seen people killed Done seen people deal

- That's right. Okay? - Okay.

yes beryl bitcherette? what do you want? i want to do some elestersising in evesham.

They say I gotta come down there, stand in line.

she the one need to put something in her motherfucking mouth.

Smallest little lot lizard I'd ever seen, tricking them truckers for change.

We got Monique coming up on satellite one.

Come here. Come here, man.

Look right there, look at that. That is Skinny Black, man.

Hey mane Tell me u ain’t send me to VM mane

That's my gut saying, "Hurry the fuck up," okay?

- Damn. - From the D&Z sports desk,

I Be Damn, It's Super Mayne

Not them tricks out there, man.

Check this out. What can I get for this?

I's know that ain't who's the fukks i's think it is? Yo Sweetwater!, it's me, nigga!

My wife, man, she a...

Hey, hey, man. You better help your nigga, man.

We got some big company coming in here for the Fourth.

When a homeless man wants That Ghetto D

I'm talking about like a brother.

It's hard in my heart right now.

I want you to get Key and them... Key, y'all put my shit on CD!

- Here, take it! You earned it! - What the fuck's wrong with you?

- My nigga. - My nigga. Shit.

and the mixer that D got has room for four inputs.