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some emotions for you.
[exhales deeply]
Housebroken is a ripoff of The Secret Life of Pets
‐ I don't understand.
And if so, they tend to be human.
Chief, is it, um, is it possible, um‐‐
I mean, how else do pipers stay in business?
Look. Birthmark. Birthmark. Birthmark!
♪
‐ Do you hear that wailing? I think that's Max.
‐ Uh, I'm uncomfortable
‐ Come, I want to scratch my back on People Choice Award.
‐ Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' better than you again already.
‐ Thank you for teaching me to be compassionate to fat pig.
♪ What do you say, who's cat of the day? ♪
And even though my mom's got tons of rules,
I'm Max, but I'm not the Max.
‐ How did you get in here?
I should choose which parent to live with,
‐ When I was kitten, I wanted to be a scientist.
[munching]
‐ And coming up on the right,
And, sure, George spends most of his time in England lately,
‐ [distant howling]
but we've had lots of great times together.
have you seen a naked woman with a "Syriana" tote bag?
‐ Run away with me, Honey.
Is that a‐‐[gasps]
‐ What? ‐ That's right.
[purring]
‐ Okay.
[horn honking]
Trust me, Max, it's way better to be replacement pet
you've got a fun, care‐free existence