Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

some emotions for you.

[exhales deeply]

Housebroken is a ripoff of The Secret Life of Pets

‐ I don't understand.

And if so, they tend to be human.

Chief, is it, um, is it possible, um‐‐

I mean, how else do pipers stay in business?

Look. Birthmark. Birthmark. Birthmark!

‐ Do you hear that wailing? I think that's Max.

‐ Uh, I'm uncomfortable

‐ Come, I want to scratch my back on People Choice Award.

‐ Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' better than you again already.

‐ Thank you for teaching me to be compassionate to fat pig.

♪ What do you say, who's cat of the day? ♪

And even though my mom's got tons of rules,

I'm Max, but I'm not the Max.

‐ How did you get in here?

I should choose which parent to live with,

‐ When I was kitten, I wanted to be a scientist.

‐ And coming up on the right,

And, sure, George spends most of his time in England lately,

‐ [distant howling]

but we've had lots of great times together.

have you seen a naked woman with a "Syriana" tote bag?

‐ Run away with me, Honey.

Is that a‐‐[gasps]

‐ What? ‐ That's right.

Trust me, Max, it's way better to be replacement pet

you've got a fun, care‐free existence