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Look, I think I know what's really goin' on here.
The P is silent.
‐ [hisses]
My voice is so deep and seductive.
[sneezes] Stupid ants.
so he's gonna put me in between the two of them
and the knowledge that happiness comes from within,
‐ Oh, thank God. That was so close.
If it wags to the right, it indicates curiosity.
‐ [sighs]
I'm his replacement.
I was replaced by a new kitten, ran away,
It's a hellscape.
who just want to keep their vet bills low
So if anyone wants to make jokes, the floor is open.
And yet, I still think the choice is pretty obvious.
[chuckles]
[sobbing] And now, I'm just a stand‐in.
‐ You ready? ‐ No.
was traumatized at a cat cafe,
‐ Oh, I definitely will!
‐ [chuckles uncomfortably]
and their carpets clean!
‐ Yeah.
‐ What? ‐ There are two Maxes?
‐ You can do it, Honey! Vary your speed!
You were a gift.
‐ Sounds like a golf ball just hit you in the face.
‐ Num, num, num.
‐ [chuckles] Says Armando.
that's a birthmark! You don't have that.
‐ Ooh! Ugh!
‐ I mean, there's no rules at my dad's house.
When the original Max passed away,
[pensive folk guitar music]
C is for Coyote
[pleasant music]