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Armando. ‐ Okay. [chuckles]
‐ Huh. What does this button do?
[chuckles]
[groaning frightfully]
[soft upbeat music]
‐ I am serious, Honey. ‐ How do you know my name?
♪
‐ Well, my human jumped the fence
‐ Honestly, this is the worst day of my life.
I watch you every day scanning the trees‐‐
But if that's what you're into, you are gonna have to wait.
My uncle once dated a wheel of parmesan.
but I'm also a pet.
‐ Hey, nice spread.
Right? Right?
Clooney was heartbroken,
Poor bastard kept talking about food,
‐ Wait, what's that? Right there on his leg?
‐ What? We barely know each other.
I was right! [chuckles]
‐ I'll kill you!
I humped a loaf of bread,
‐ Sprinkles puked and out flew Lenny.
Ah, don't get cute with me.
‐ Lenny is still alive? ‐ I saved him.
I jumped onto an old trampoline.
I'm stuck in the basement between a snake
Or how about‐‐ ‐ Okay!
Yep, I barked at a tree all night,
Comedy Central
I mean, I can make anything sound sexy.
so Don Cheadle gave you to Clooney as a replacement.