Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

‐ Is it possible you're using humor to deflect?

‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Really? Nothing?

No, no. Running off with you sounds dangerous and fun,

‐ It's all true.

‐ Poor pig. ‐ He is down.

‐ Oh‐ho. Legend.

and my Randy are gonna end joint custody

You're just a monster.

I mean, it's mostly more trees. But behind those‐‐

and your lady chose me as "cat of the day."

I'd eat that tube of Preppy H all over again.

I know he's not your favorite pig,

So you, uh, watch me every day?

[energetic '80s music]

reminding you that you talked a big game

‐ Is that Shel? Hey, Shel! ‐ Hey, Lenny!

Obedience and belly rubs are in my DNA.

‐ So all my memories aren't really mine?

I‐‐becau‐‐you're kidding. And I took you seriously.

a chocolate‐covered chicken bone in a motorcycle sidecar.

‐ No, thank you.

[paw slaps] ‐ Ow!

‐ Oh, God! Oh, God!

[soft upbeat music]

right out of a toddler's hand

‐ Oh, this is rich!

♪ Who's cat of the day [cats yowling]