Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[paw slaps] ‐ Ow!

‐ It's all true.

‐ Oh, this is rich!

‐ No, thank you.

‐ So all my memories aren't really mine?

‐ Poor pig. ‐ He is down.

‐ Oh, God! Oh, God!

I mean, it's mostly more trees. But behind those‐‐

I‐‐becau‐‐you're kidding. And I took you seriously.

reminding you that you talked a big game

a chocolate‐covered chicken bone in a motorcycle sidecar.

‐ Oh‐ho. Legend.

I'd eat that tube of Preppy H all over again.

‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Really? Nothing?

No, no. Running off with you sounds dangerous and fun,

Obedience and belly rubs are in my DNA.

and my Randy are gonna end joint custody

[energetic '80s music]

[soft upbeat music]

So you, uh, watch me every day?

right out of a toddler's hand

‐ Is it possible you're using humor to deflect?

‐ Is that Shel? Hey, Shel! ‐ Hey, Lenny!

and your lady chose me as "cat of the day."

♪ Who's cat of the day [cats yowling]

I know he's not your favorite pig,

You're just a monster.