Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You will find an envelope under the rim of the fountain.
Dispatch when Sabre, IT, Etc goes down
And that's all. How are you doin', John?
That's a white man ... ... with white problems.
They're headed east on 72nd towards the park.
How colorful
- That's my bike! - Yeah, it's Christmas!
Bonwit Teller. Who the hell would want to blow up a department store?
Whoa!
- Get off the damn phone, lady! Police business! - Well, I never!
- And McClane? - He's on his way.
You have the autopilot set?
Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property.
I told you Ninth Avenue was the quickest way south!
- Christ, I thought we were going in the back way! - This is the back way, Walter.
Don't stop, don't stop! Just keep driving! Run the red light! Drive!
Gotta GO!
- But you're 10 seconds late. - No, no! The answer is one!
Go now, please! Go now!
Life has its little bonuses.
Why don't you come on down here and we'll figure this out like a couple of men?
Shit! Shit! I told you not to open it!
Over here! You got a hell of a way off laggin' somebody down! You all right?
- Well, is the ebony Samaritan there now? - You got a problem with ebony?
Gimme the jug or I'm gonna put my foot up your ass, you dumb mother
Asshole.
This'll gimme somethin'.
I am the Voice of my own God
- Huh? - They're asking for you and a Mr. Carver.
Shit! We lost 'em. They're in the park headed south.
Come on. Come on! Shit!
Oh, man.
I have to answer that phone.
Thank you. Your silence says I'm understood.
Oh, man, that's just great. Hey, Walter, what is all this about, huh?
Gotta GO!
Tree! Tree!
Walsh, what's going on? Why'd everybody tear out of here?
He took it with him. He beat me.
It's 9:50, John. The number 3 train is arriving now.
- Yeah, we did it. - You surprise me again, John.
That son of a bitch had aspirin.
- Yeah. - I didn't say, Simon says.
And you don't go away.
Good Lord?
Look, if you have to shoot me ...
- Guy back there called you Jesus, didn't he? - He didn't say Jesus!
Liberals calling 911 after defunding the police
I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day.
I wonder if you could move them all into the auditorium and keep them calm.
McClane was mentioning something about the Federal Reserve Building.
- Let him go. - Understood. Yes, sir?
No, he didn't steal it. He says his uncle gave it to him.
You need me a lot more than I need you. You don't like the way I do things, fine.
Bro?
Yeah. 6991 every week.
Andrew after getting high
Walter, the kids may be fine, but you wait much longer, and I'm gonna pee in my pants.
We got three killings in Red Hook the past two nights.
ls there a detective named McClane there?
Not to get too personal ...
- If killing you was all I wanted, you'd be dead by now. - Simon.
- Think they're mad at me? - I wouldn't worry about them.
- He's here. - Perhaps you could be a little more specific.
Stay down! Stay low!
He calls himself Simon. He speaks with a German accent.
I thought it was just some athlete's foot or something. I don't know.
- And who's the good guys? - We're the good guys.
- I got shot in the leg. How do ya think I'm doin'? - He's gonna be just fine.
Half the country just filed for unemployment!
- He really was an asshole. - He was - He was an asshole.
You get a unit back down there. Find Ricky. Find out what the hell is goin' on.
Go around him! Go around him!
He wore the board, walked the street and survived.
but believe me, the jerk isn't worth it.
- Shh. - Every school in the metropolitan area.
SAM JACKSON IS SAM JACKSON IS INSULTING JOHN MCCLANE
A lot of opinion makers the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know?
Attention, attention, Nils is dead.
- You got a jacket? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, here.
- I wonder, would a deal be out of the question? - Yeah, I got a deal for you.
- What'd he say? - What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
Hey! You want to focus on the problem at hand?
- Hey, where you goin'? - What's goin' on?
Now, I'd like to keep the media out of this as long as possible ...
- Stay on the line. - Yeah, sure, I'll stay on the line.
See? It goes from here all the way out to the Catskill Mountains.
Ness is Simon Gruber
Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker.
Come on, kids.
Hi, it's Elvis Duran. You're on the air. What's up?
- You got any idea what those guys are doing to my shop right now? - Chill out, Jesus!
Oh, man!
A dump truck 14 great big dump trucks
Welcome to New York.
- Everybody knows you like pansies. - It's not that kind of emotion.
- You a truck driver? - No, I'm a beautician. Of course I'm a truck driver!
It's Christmas. You could steal city hall!
Oh, shit, that was my gold bar!
Today, we will level the playing field.
- A nasty little trick I believe once used in Lebanon. - Charlie. Charlie!