Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need me alot more then I need you You dont like the way I do things, fine I quit
You are about to have a very bad day.
Oh. God, I love this campus.
Hey, dick-head, did I come at a bad time?
Thank you, that's very helpful.
Hey! Hey! Sir! Sir! I'm a cop! I'm a cop!
Just shut up and get 'em in the air!
- But there's a problem. - What do you mean? How big a problem?
Oh, the Samaritan.
Jesus Christ! Who do you think you are, lady, Hillary Clinton?
John McClane.
- It's right here! Right here! - Pull out the anti-lock brakes fuse.
I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed. How much time?
- Listen, I got a gun - They got 10 guns.
Turley! Half the goddamn city just called 911!
That's a priority out in California
Get 'em up!
- Did you hear about that on the news? - Yeah.
Back! Back! Come on!
Simon says Lieutenant McClane is to go to the corner of 138th Street und Amsterdam ...
Go take a look in there.
- Oh, shit! - What?
What?
You don't have a week. You got five more minutes, then we're movin' up to 86th street.
You c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it.
Pigeons?
- Out of the way. - How do Catholics do their thing?
Fuck.
Final Exam Week And you Thirsty Thursday all Semester
You ever see that show Growing Pains? They got a motherfucker on there called Boner
- Don't call me boy. - I'm sorry.
Listen, there's a line of Amazon trucks westbound on Big Beaver at about I-75
- There. - Put your head fuckin' down. This is gonna be really bad.
Lambert! You know where to find McClane?
Where did we leave off with that roster?
Goddamn cellular fucking phones!
Just go.
- Yeah. Go - Go ahead and grab it. - No, you're the cop.
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot me! Don't shoot! - Get up! Come on! Get up!
Stop the ca .. Stop the goddamn cab!
She says, Well, those are my lucky numbers. I got the tickets right here.
Call me when he crosses 110th Street.
Not even God knows what you're doing!
What's goin' on, Walter?
- We blow the dam. - What?
Hey, we got smoke! We got fuckin' smoke and shit flyin' on me here!
Hey, how about we just skip down to the part ...
- Is that it, 2,401? - That's it. Dial.
into the next world.
- I'm gonna meet you right there, all right? - What am I supposed to do?
- What? - The fuse panel! Where's the fuse panel to this car?
- Don't kill me! - Shit!
Now, Tompkins Square Park is more than two miles away, so you guys better get running.
Look around, man. All the cops are into somethin'. It's CHristmas, you could steal city hall!
I was going to say kill you.
Otto doesn't speak English. Do you, Otto?
The answer is one
And last I looked, you weren't too light on your feet. Now move!
In half an hour, you're gonna have a riot at every school in this city.
They better start payin' attention to work orders, or I'm gonna kick some butt.
No, I don't have a problem with that.
McClane!
I left something provocative on that train, John.
He's a fuck-up, not a psycho. The guy we're looking for is nuts.
gotta clear cache
- Gimme the fuckin' jug. We're startin' over. Pour that out. - We can't start over.
- The next shift is gonna be here in a minute. - You are so full of shit, Walsh.
You got his number, yeah. Yeah, okay.
How's that for concentration? Aw, shit!
- Hey, Zeus, this a friend of yours? - He look like a friend of mine?
- No word. - When do we evacuate?
I told you I was an asshole.
Zeus! Yo, partner! Wait up!
-SÍ, ZÉUS. COMO EL PADRE DE APOLO, EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS!
His name is Peter Krieg.
We can't take it off of there. It'll detonate. Wait a second. Wait a second.
We are not a commercial bank, in the normal sense.
Between now and then
Put 'em on the door!
John McClane says to give you this.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Hold up! Hold up!
- We're gonna go! On my mark. - Let's go, men.
That stuff has gotta be pretty rare.
That's a white man with white problems. You deal with him.
To the police department!
You got a Triple A card?
I trust you see the message.
AH SHIT...
two - Spit it.
- Yeah, it's gold. - This is heavy! They cleaned out a whole room of this?
Let me ask you a question, bonehead.
he won't be talking to anyone.
The repair people are downstairs now.
Well, we're the home team. Are we supposed to find something there?
Come on! What a hell of a place to break down.
No riddle is gonna stop this motherfucker?
John?
- Weren't you listening? - Yeah! I didn't hear every fuckin'
All right?
- Bridgeport Radio. Come in, please, Bridgeport. - Coast Guard.
which country we want to buy!
- I don't get it. You get it? - No.
Hey, look out!
or omnipotence predominate.
- You know this guy Simon we were talking to? - Yeah.
Place it on the scale, and the timer will stop. You must be precise.
Well, then, who are you? Somebody I sent up? What'd you do?
You know, your brother was an asshole.
Hey, what was the lottery number last night?
John? John? Goddamn it, you son of a
John McClane, N.Y.P.D.
I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.
Hey, listen, jerk-off? Let me tell you somethin'. I got a bad fuckin' hangover!
Douse those lights!
- Yeah, yeah, I can do it if I had somethin' to do it with. - How 'bout a splinter ...
Zeus! You got a problem with that?
Turley! Half the company just entered help desk tickets
Find out who the 21st president was Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885
Why do you keep calling me Jesus? l look Puerto Rican to you?
Will you stop with that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?
Good-bye.