Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You didn't answer my question. - Joe, this time they go with back
Use any means of travel other than civilian, I blow the train.
- Yo, McClane. Down there. - What?
Yesterday, we were an army with no country.
What the hell's all this got to do with killin' McClane?
You want to make sure the gun's secure?
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
John! John, the 21st what?
- What? - Chester A. Arthur.
- Now, where you goin'? - School.
Fuck!
From there on, we've already brought the water down from the reservoir.
When she's been eating fries outta the bag the whole ride Then hands you your half ass bag of fries
This is Inspector Cobb. I can appreciate your feelings for McClane ...
There's a big black-and-white fuckin' boat in the middle of the harbor.
Where you goin'? You in a hurry?
Go around and see if there's any aspirins in that glove box.
Now, do you want to tell me what the hell this has to do with me?
Come on!
Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.
Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
- I can get used to this. - I'm sure you can find a phone across the street, ma'am.
That no neck dude they call bad Jeffie?
- Yeah, I'm here. - Ah, there after all. And your friend?
I Had No Idea Canada ... ... Could Be This Much Fun,
You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off?
And the black man is coming toward me.
- They found it in Chinatown. - Now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you.
They'll get to you eventually, but right now they're busy with this salvage operation, I guess.
- Now, take the three-gallon jug, fill that a third - No, no. He said be precise.
- And my head does not feel - Oh, man, you shut the fuck
Knoll guts, knoll glory
No rush.
I'm an electrician. Only problem is
then you go ahead and you shoot me!
He's doing a press conference. He's supposed to be here in half an hour.
Get him down here. Find him. Tell him you were with John McClane.
And for some reason, he's very angry with me.
by this time next month he's going to be a security guard.
Ninny’s annual review If his name was McClean
Hello?
A year
He didn't say jesus he said A-Soos. You got a problem with that?
- Walter. - Yeah?
When libs call 911 after defunding the police
will be redistributed by explosive across the bottom of the Long Island Sound.
- Transit. - Okay, thanks, Ricky.
I didn't. I stopped a white cop from getting killed in Harlem.
- Oh, shit! What the fuck is this smoke back here? - We got a chopper behind us!
Careful now.
Tony? That no-neck dude they call Bad T?
- Hardly. - Hardly?
You want to share information, how about sending a little our way as well?
Coming up on it, Inspector.
Take a look at this. Janitor said this one was delivered this morning. About 10:30, right?
I'm goin' first this time, all right?
I have put 2,400 pounds of explosive in one of the 1,446 schools ...
- Well, why me? What does it got to do with me? - I have no idea.
- Leaving exactly one gallon of empty space, right? - Yeah.
Nice. Rhymes.
You're wrong about the other thing, though. You're not gonna die.
- Yeah. - You know, that would've taken like a-a tank or a, uh, uh
- Thank you very much. - What the fuck are you doing to my car?
- How's that? That big enough? - Shit, yeah, that might work.
You c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it.
I had a movie quote, bright and gay, escape from me the other day.
and they took a shitload of it.
Damn! Slow down! Shit!
Anybody down here?
This stuff is cutting edge. It's a binary liquid.
So, where's the backup gonna be?
- Take it easy now. - I got him. That's it.
I'm honored.
- Come on! Let's go. Come on! - My bike!
Fuck! Let's go! Watch it! Watch out!
The Acolyte!
- No, the aqueduct. The aque .. The water aqueduct! - Aqueduct?
Not quite over.
I'll tell you what your problem is, You don't like me 'cause you're a racist! What?
My lucky fuckin’ day
- of that cable I slid down? - That might work.
Something's going on.
Man, you guys really got here fast.
You know, your podcast partner is an asshole
What do you mean, Oh, shit?
I’m going to need an answer on that issue
Hey, McClane, what the fuck!
Hello, John McClane.
What the fuck?
Shit!
Yeah, this is collect from John.
Hey! You didn't answer my question, Walter.
It's a wild-goose chase is what it is.
How are the kids, John?
Oh-ho! Oh, that's just great.
It's the next turn-off.
Mayday. Mayday. Bridgeport Coast Guard. Bridgeport Coast Guard, come in.
Why don't ya just run over everybody in the whole street?
Rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine.
- How 'bout you? - All right. Got Ricky out of there?
Hold it a minute, Jerry. Let me have your hard hat.
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later.
Hey, Captain, you wanna come down here and take a look at this?
Peter Krieg ...
- Who is this guy? Houdini? - Shit! Down there! Down there!
tomorrow we got a thousand white cops, all of them with itchy trigger fingers.
They don't allow extra justices on the fdr!
- Who's going to St. Ives then? - The guy. Just the guy.
Yeah, piece of cake! Give us something harder next time.
Jesus, John. You look like shit.