Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Duck.
- Well, aren't ya? - Yeah.
He's betrayed us.
Right now, there's 516 feet of rock above our heads.
No way. You do it.
How long do you want us to stay here?
- She'd be the 43rd president. - All right. Who's the 21st?
Gentlemen, we have a decision to make. Chief Allen.
Come on. We gotta get outta here! He's gonna start shootin' at us any second.
Thank you. That's very helpful.
- What kind of game? - Simon Says.
- Good, good, good. Exactly four gallons. - You did it, McClane.
Have a hard enough time gettin' through the day without havin' your death on my conscience.
This is Principal Martinez. Principal Martinez, Inspector Cobb.
I'm talkin' to you! Now you got about 10 seconds before those guys see you.
- Connie! - All right! You don't want I should argue ...
Freelance Terrorism By Contract !!
- Go! Get outta here! We got less than two hours. - Goddamn it!
Haha
What can I do for you, Lieutenant?
Fire drill, my ass! That guy ain't from the fire department.
Australia? He's scrambling up their system. They don't know where he is.
Now, you were concerned about a currency exchange?
Whoa!
- Rick Walsh. - John Gunther.
Unless John McClane and his new best friend complete the tasks I set them.
- I got it! Exactly two gallons in here, right? - Right.
Don't spill it. Don't spill it!
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
McClane is here. He's walking toward the bank.
Mr. Vanderfloog?
What the fuck are you doing?
- It's ten after 9:00. Why aren't you in school? - Tony wants to sell you this.
What the hell?
- You mean McClane? - No, I mean Santa Claus.
I used to drive a cab. The fastest way south is
Yeah, it's good.
Whoa!
We got a couple of questions first.
Where are you going now, huh?
Six booby traps, four dead ends
Stay where you are. McClane may still turn up.
No, Joe, we're gonna wait. McClane still may get the code.
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats
Ricky, get every senior officer on the site. Get 'em here right away.
- which is in Harlem if I'm not mistaken. - Kowalski!
two hours and 47 minutes precisely.
Hey!
a five year bond here. take the rate from the five year bond and put it into the three year bond there, we have
Plenty of time to test those wits of yours.
- We need this phone for official police business. - Do you mind?
What, you don't like white people?
Yeah, so was she.
This was never about revenge. It's about a goddamn heist.
For the last 10 years, plays the same two numbers all the time.
- Hey, yo, Uncle! - Come look at this.
On the contrary, you have lots of time.
- All right, hang on, hang on. We're goin' down. - Between high-tension wires?
and today he wants us to practice a brand-new fire drill.
The other half will go in this direction. Please do it very quietly and very quickly.
- The rooms are locked! - Outta the way!
Chill out, Jesus!
This is Mr. Jarvis. He's
Yeah, maybe he'll send me some flowers.
So what's up with this L.A. thing? You famous or something?
- What am I doin'? - Cheer up. Things could be worse.
I won't argue, no matter how stupid it is.
now that you mention it, I have experienced a
I don't know. She's gonna be pissed.
- Simon says you gotta go! - I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho.
We had a fight on the phone, she hung up. I didn't call her back.
Oh!
- I'm stayin'. - No, Charlie, get outta there!
Hey, don't be no hero. You find him, you come get me.
We found this in a playground. Professional.
We were just gonna make a round on the vault floor if you wanna tag along.
- Come on! - Front desk.
Let's go to work!
now that you mention it, I have experienced a you know, like a burning sensation between my toes
- That's all I got! - Put that fuckin' money away! Nobody's robbing you, asshole.
Find out who the 21st president is Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885
What was that?
Huh? What
and a list of anybody else he might have looked at sideways.
- What? - I left Holly hangin' on hold.
- Give me another 30 seconds. - It takes a minute .. 15 if you're a kid, Charlie.
Aw, shit!
Aw, call her back.
Yeah, I got it. We're not gonna run.
- But, Walter, Federal Reserve. - Yeah?
- And what is it they have a shitload of? - What?
Who do you think you are, lady, Hillary Clinton?
Oh, no, Mr. Vanderfloog, that's the vault elevator.
If you get caught, you get in trouble while he gets to deny the whole thing and walk away.
- What penalty? - Another big bang in a very public place.
Come on, guys! Let's go!
- This is Fred Schiller, John. He's a - A shrink. Yeah, I got it.
Wait until he gets alongside the door.
OH SHIT! THAT WAS MY GOLD BAR
Hello.
and drag him to the ship-to-shore radio and beat that fuckin' code out of him.
If you're really clever, you'll learn the location of the bomb and the code to disarm it.
No, traffic jams we can take care of later.
and kick it over.
- Hey, you the foreman? - Yeah.
I thought you said you knew! You said don't say anything if you don't know.
You got any aspirins?
Christ, they got it loaded on a ship already.
You better hope he calls back.
- Nobody was followin' you? - I'm tellin' ya, he's jerkin' us around!
and today he wants us to practice a brand-new fire drill.
6991. Lucky number.
He ran an infiltration unit. The kind of thing the Nazis did at the Battle of the Bulge.
Four, four- Fuck it! Get outta the way!
I think the dude just escaped from some hospital, you know? Like Bellevue?
Ten blocks? Are you fucking kidding me?
- Why? - To get educated.
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.
Go, go, go! Hip-hop. Hip-hop. Come on, everybody! Let's go!
- Are you gonna be all right? - Got a bad headache.
How colorful