Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Danke.
Fort Knox! - Ha - Is For Tourists!
Yes, but please don't interrupt again!
Let's go, Billy!
SÍ, ZÉUS. COMO EL PADRE DE APOLO, EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO"
Tree! Tree! Tree!
No. Well, maybe that mime.
Hey, fuck-head. Yeah, you, fuck-head.
Yeah, well, I don't have the time right now, Simon. Listen.
- Shit, I don't know which one it is. - Well, then yank 'em all out.
The same asshole who did that said I gotta do this or he's gonna blow up something else.
No, l'll take it back to Tony, with a message.
Has it been quiet like this all morning here?
So, what’s your name, boy?
- Oh, yeah. That's supposed to make me feel better? - No.
I still can't hear too good.
Hey! Why'd you save my ass?
I gotta find out a damage report. It's very important.
- You're gonna go up to Yankee Stadium. - McClane.
- Tony squealed on us. - No, he didn't.
He's got a double Alberti feedback loop on it.
and sinker.
Fucking prick!
Okay, so be it.
Deal's a deal. Where's the school bomb?
Cross-dressing? What?
you know, like a burning sensation between my toes.
No, I didn't know that, Jerry. Take care of yourself.
How colorful.
- Zeus? - Yeah, Zeus! As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus?
- Where the hell did we get this guy? - He's one of Targo's thugs.
Ah fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
Wait here a minute.
-¿ZEUS¿ -SÍ, ZÉUS. EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO -EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS! ¿TE PARECE MAL O QUÉ?
- Go! - Let's do it.
because if they get in, we've got a panic.
- Doris, can you get a hold of my wife? - Annie?
- Right there. You're okay. - All right, I see it now.
Cute little red-and-white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.
Well, what's so special about this place?
Okay, come on, come on. You almost got it.
A big departure from tunnels one and two.
- Go! - My lucky fuckin' day.
- Yeah, yeah, it's not my blood. - What the hell's goin' on down here?
John, are you listening?
Come on. We need you in the other room. Let's go! Come on!
- How many fire trucks do you count? - You guys! You guys!
That's it! Hillary Clinton! The 42nd president.
- 911. - Lt. John McClane, N.Y.P.D., access number 7479.
talk like a white man
preparing that game for McClane.
Did seven years for good behavior. Released on a state work-furlough two months ago.
Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone
- Well, when are you gonna start helpin'? - After you get the bomb.
- All right? Watch it, watch it! - Yeah.
He said, Hey, Zeus! My name is Zeus.
Say it!
Like I said ...
Of course not.
Nice. Rhymes.
- My phone number is 555 - No, no, no! Wait! I didn't get all that! Say it again!
Come on.
Ten times what's in Kentucky!
Yeah, emergency lights, and there's still some light .. Hey!
AH SHIT...
Sue me. Just yank back on that and pull the trigger.
Listen, this guy doesn't care about skin color, even if you do.
The name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant?
Now, you two better get going ...
- Who's gonna help you? - Nobody.
- Jesus, right?
We are vuInerable till we reach the ship. I'm going to put an end to this.
You were probably at the World Trades. You know what that mess was.
yippie fri-yay my friends
Game over, huh?
- Seven times seven is 49. Now tell me the rest. - Uh, a sack with seven
Well ...
Excuse me, sir. Pardon me, please. Excuse me
You still bettin' your badge, Rick?
- Just go, McClane. Get the fuck outta here! - I gotta fuckin' do somethin'.
And, gentlemen, someone will be watching.
Pour it in there. Come on. Come on!
Shit! Shit! I Told You Not To Open It!
We still have kids in the building.
Yeah, I'm that fuckin' Energizer bunny.
- Chester A. Arthur Elementary School? - Yeah, that's it.
Simon, he wasn't speaking for all of us.
- You don't like me 'cause you're a racist! - What?
governments, central banks, that sort of thing.
This part is phase three of tunnel three.
No.
Major Case Unit, Inspector Cobb.
They bought it.
The contractor splits the money with the thieves.
smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Rain like dogs and cats out here
You have ...
- Do you have the ability to record a message? - Yes.
Go kyung pyo_urself
There's a guy out there setting off bombs.
- Up here! - Oh, my God!
About 10 pounds Of that!?
- This thing got air bags? - Your side does. I don't know about my
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan ...
Well, l'd say you could call off your search.
- Yes, sir. - Good.
Come on.
- What? - It's for the toll on the bridge.
I'm here.
It rings a bell, yeah.
Get upstairs!
- What does? - That! The water pipe! Goes for about 60 miles!
- If you're still alive in five minutes, we'll speak. - Wait! Wait a sec
Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
- Yeah. - The pay phone beyond Hope, Tompkins Square Park.
Don't fuck with me Or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!
The only problem is the darn things seem to respond to police and F.B.I. frequencies.