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Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone
He called it your Fort Knox. And he stammered when McClane pushed him.
Here, take this.
All right, I need you more than you need me.
Okay. Now, take a look at the front.
So this name Simon is probably not an alias. It's probably Simon or some variation.
Not enough time, Inspector.
We're gonna drop back to 128th Street.
One white cop gets killed today ...
2,400 pounds of that liquid stuff.
I didn't say Park Drive.
-SÍ, ZÉUS. COMO EL PADRE DE APOLO, EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS!
Wait, wait, wait. Hey! Who was the 21st president?
Hook, line ...
Shoplifting? Purse snatching?
You got a problem with ebony?
Hey, I didn't even know that motherfucker!
Two things which, I'm afraid, do not react well to explosions.
See what Kelly can do with it.
Aw, too bad. Come on. What's 21 out of 42?
Rain like dogs and cats
That a bomb?
- You know how to hot-wire this thing? - Of course I can.
Oh, shit! It just keeps gettin' better and better.
My ch-ch-chair with me in it? Ooh-hoo! That's very exciting.
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue
John.
It has a proximity circuit, so, please, don't run.
We had that out in Jersey a couple years ago, Joe. Remember?
There's a bomb!
1881 to 1885. Nominated Vice President in 1880.
Okay, come on.
Excuse me! Watch out!
Oh, goddamn!
Hold it steady. Hold it steady!
- And why is that important? - To get 'espect.
Sir, thank you so much for your assistance. We really appreciate it. Thank you.
Look out! Get out of the way!
A dump truck.
When they do, they will kill you. You understand?
that likes to play kids' games, that's what I understand.
Was Hungarian army. Explosives expert.
Thank you. That's very helpful.
- Shut the fuck up and think, all right? - Tools. Check the engine room.
You're not gonna give me any jurisdictional nonsense on this?
oh goodness i love this forum
Attempt to evacuate the subway, I blow the train.
- Hello, John. - Yeah, piece of cake! Give us something harder next time.
Call me in 30 seconds or die.
Do you recognize this guy?
- What about McClane? - Not a word. I'm getting nothing but busy signals.
- Come on! - Well, where you going?
- You got a wife, McClane? - Yeah.
Tech Services
112 Wall Street, or I'll have your medallion suspended.
Holy Toledo!
One step. One step!
Good morning.
Go! Go!
you know where that park is at 115th Street and St. Nicholas?
There's a bomb in a school. My cousin's a cop.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.
Dump trucks! Right there! Right there!
Yeah? Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.
- The senior man present is Chief Allen. - Chief of what?
Oh, what the fuck happened?
- I guess he's a little pissed off about it. - Wait a minute.
Next: 14 dump trucks stolen from a yard in Staten Island.
Leo... get off Slack
am I glad you talked me outta jumpin'.
You interfered with a well-laid plan.
If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...
- What do you mean handle? - They're shutting down the police band.
Nothing wrong with him a shower wouldn't cure.
Walter? Shit! Goddamn cellular fuckin' phones!
- How long before? - Ten seconds, two minutes.
Well, it's Wall Street, sir.
Whoa!
Now, what are we gonna do about that?
Holy shit! ls that guy dead?
Look out! Here he comes!
Now, do you have the communique?
- Line me up with that crane! - There, there, right there.
It was a poor attempt at humor.
We have the intercom rigged, sir.
Hey! Is somethin' wrong?
Just keep pressure on it.
- Man, Simon said you're supposed to be helpin' with this. - I'm helpin'.
- Anybody get in or outta there? - Yeah. There's a vent shaft every two miles.
Now, maybe you can tell me why, fellas. Huh?
Downtown. Police Plaza.
- You asking me to be a cop again, Walter? - Ricky, get him his gun.
Good lord.
- See, that works. Now, where's McClane? - Shit!
to the g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!
Shit! Shit! I told you not to open it!
waking up on bonus day
- No, wait, wait! It's a trick, it's a trick. - What? What do you mean?
$140 billion!
It's like christmas you can peg Jared like ET
Not even God knows what you're doing!
We're goin' as fast as we can.
Is this it?
What, Keto people don’t eat out for lunch.