Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We get Fifth Avenue cleared up by 3:00, or we got the traffic jam from hell!
You can begin.
But once it's mixed, be somewhere else.
Come back here! You little sons of bitches!
Oh, no, I didn't see nobody. Nobody's following us. Go, go, go!
You ever see that show called The Addams Family?
- They're not on the bridge. - Down there, McClane. The F.D.R.
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence, Walter.
Listen to me. Hang the fuck on, all right?
wait wait wait wait wait. you know some hobo could use that
He will.
- What do you think of this heat this late in the year? - Indian summer, huh?
- Ya ready? Ready? - One ...
Now, do I have your attention?
Now, the bomb has to arm itself. You'll see the red liquid ...
- Plenty of time to test those wits of yours. - Hey! Hey!
Walter, they don't allow dump trucks on the F.D.R.!
Shit! How 'bout the Coast Guard?
- We're gonna go! - You heard the man. Let's go! Let's go!
Let's move, Charles. Time's up.
And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump!
- Oh, no, no! - Lean forward! Get ready. Move your hands.
I'm honored.
What is this? Oh, shit! Is this gold?
What is it that you want Lieutenant McClane to do?
Listen, there's a line of dump trucks northbound on the F.D.R. at about 70th.
What are they doin'? Yo, where you goin'?
Half the cops in New York play their badges.
Are you talking about money?
Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
Yes, but please don't interrupt again!
Holy Toledo!
You can get there on the surface. Follow Saw Mill River Parkway. It's about 20 miles.
Life has its little bonuses,
You got a problem with ebony?
Are you aiming for these people?
He just said it had to be you.
Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
Half the goddamn Country just called 988
Now get on outta here. Go to school.
So you know what I mean by penalty.
There's no chance. The very mention of money only enraged him further.
Thank you, that’s very helpful.
I don't know. I mean, what I do know is it does have specifically to do with you.
Sittin' in the fuckin' road waiting on How the hell should I know, McClane?
10:02.
No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown.
Try to run, and it goes up now.
555-2401.
Well? What kinda engine does this piece of shit have? Step on it!
Come on, Pamela. Look at your watch! It's coming up on shift change.
She's trying to steal City Hall!
- We almost got hit by a dump truck. - Shit!
The mayor's office will call before the day's out.
Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
Well, you better find out what rock he's under ...
In the last five minutes, the volume in calls in here has tripled!
What's the matter with you? Don't you have kids? That's an elephant joke.
exactly a four year bond!
BOYS! HALF THE GODDAMN COUNTRY JUST CALLED NETFLIX CUSTOMER SUPPORT!
Get away from the phone! You are under arrest?
He wants control over him .. over his actions, his thoughts, even his emotions.
Simon.
- Kinda like football, isn't it? - What?
- Not a chance. My phone number is 555 and the answer. - But I didn't
Ten quarters. The guy in the dump truck had 10 quarters.
And you don't let the damn TV crews in. Benson!
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue.
- What's that? - It's your shield.
Oh God I love this country
Jay Gruden
- No, I don't know. Do you know? - No!
and i'm gonna marry donald trump!
Ah, fuck 'em. let 'em cook.
You .. You mean you want us to take it back to Tony?
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Did you ever see a woman miss a shoe sale?
Hey, Katya!
- He's on suspension. - No, Walter, he's not. Not today.
It's like a proxy!
No, not since this morning.
Well, she was in L.A., I was in New York.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a New York police officer.
They want you to know who's doing it to you.
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Oh, about 300 pounds.
All right, I need you.
- Go! Go! - Get outta the way!
Yeah, they said he was a ... jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy white beard.
Come on! Go, go, go, go! Get upstairs!
As in don’t fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!
- We're halfway there with 18 minutes to go. - Fuck this! Hang on.
You got the flashlight? Murphy, come on! You too!
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- You're gonna blow it all up? - That's the idea.
The bean counters are worried about overtime ...
- Back! Back up! - Hey, what are you trippin' on?
You were gonna call me a shovel weren't you?
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later. Here's one of your guys.
Charlie, you're gonna be wearing that chair up your ass!
Repeat, one school will be dismissed at 3:00 p.m. permanently, unless
- I can't get out, McClane! - Get him outta here.
Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick.
- There's a white man standing in the street. - I seen one.
Not like this.
- Jesus Christ, you almost gave me a heart attack. - You all right?
Congratulations. You're still alive.
Yeah, yeah, I saw the movie.
- but now I think perhaps you should join the game. - We got him!
- Don't tell me. Rodney King, right? - Fuck you.
It rings a bell, yeah.
- Inspector, phone. - Not now. Benson! Traffic!
about to blow up with $100 billion in fuckin' gold!
There's a bomb in the trash! Get down!
Having fun with the phone company, are we?
Yes, I was saying that we're dealing with a megalomaniacal personality ...
And I know you never run alone, so say hello, Bill.
Planning for it began back in 1954 ...
- Then please begin now. - All right.
Please inform Mr. Little that Mr. Vanderfloog is here.
Die hard
I'm surprised anybody would stay with you long enough to be married.
My wife is a very stubborn woman. Yes!
- Just run all the lights! Drive! - Oh, man! Damn!
and old and tired ...
What is it with you guys and these phones?
- Who you talkin' about? - The dozen idiots who tore ass up the tube!
- I can make it. - Bullshit. Get down.