Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Take that down - Kramer, get the city engineer!
Hello
They bought it.
Here! Come here!
Your light's on. I'll make it simple.
And if we both fail?
- This guy is ugly. - How is that?
- What's that, Jerry? - The valves. Each one
When u can't take anymore shit that day
I don't know.
I'm sorry. Our alarms are sonic and seismic.
Hey, keep it down here!
This.
All right, okay.
Oh, God, I love this country.
- Hey, hey, where are ya going? Yankee Stadium's that way. - That's my bike, you asshole!
- Will you step outta here for - What?
- John, where the hell are you? - Walter, it's not a revenge. It's a heist.
The second man was an obscure colonel in the East German Army.
Yeah.
Why don't you use the other phone?
All of you follow the police officer and the fireman. You guys are my front runners.
The rules applied to both of you. I'm afraid this is non-compliance.
Put that fuckin' gun down! Put the fuckin' gun down now!
He said, how many were going to St. Ives, right?
- How long ago was that? - About a year ago now.
Are you asking me to be an admin again? Ricky, get him his Laptop!
Did you recognize the voice on the phone?
- Let's get him outta here. - Shit! The beIt's stuck! I can't get it off?
but construction didn't begin till June of 1970.
Look, it's a public phone! What do you want me to say?
Mr. Vanderfloog? Felix Little, Corporate Relations.
- What? - Fuck! I dropped the thing!
Oh, and by the way, gentlemen ...
I was tellin' 'em where the boat was.
- Of course he put the bomb up in that school. - Why would he do that?
Look out! Whoa!
I'm gonna get that bomb! Listen, you fail, I cover your ass. I fail, you cover my ass.
I'm spread all over hell. What about this damn bomb?
Oh, I think we'll go straight to the withdrawal.
Kameraden.
But I have to answer this phone!
Hehe…
This is kinda puttin' all our eggs in one basket. What if McClane's wrong?
I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So's his pal.
If we don't do it, this guy says he's gonna blow up another public place.
was born Simon Peter Gruber.
No guts, no glory.
- Yes, Jerry. I'm afraid he is. - Jesus Christ!
- We got the subway guys to shut down the third rail. - Emergency lighting.
So, what's your name, boy?
Lieutenant Jurgenson, Upummer! I want you to go to St. Johns Emergency ...
It's like a sauna.
towards the other end of the car.
Holy shit.
Don't fuckin' move.
We'll get there. But that son of a bitch is not gettin' off on Manhattan!
- What? - They shot the phone.
- He wants you to dance to his tune, and then - - Put on a dress and fuck me?
- Get hold of Munson in Triborough. - Inspector.
- North, south, west, east. How much time? - Twenty-seven minutes.
- Well, where is it? - He must've have switched it back on the dock somewhere.
It rings a bell, yeah.
We'll start at the top floor. Put 20 men on each floor.
Dispatch. Go ahead.
you make sure the uniforms got it cordoned off there.
Poke it through his head.
We'd like to get an idea of the damage.
That's gotta be a fuckin' record.
Somebody had fun.
- That's it. - That's it?
All right, seven guys with seven wives
- Just relax, mate. Maybe you'll live through this. - Shit!
That's right.
He's sitting on an awful lot of rage ...
- Now we believe he's working for the Iranians. - Working?
Excuse me, sir, but I'm expecting a call. I need that phone.
- I don't know. - You don't know?
Yeah, piece of cake! Give us something harder next time.
- We've had cops in here pretty steady since the subway thing. - Yeah, right.
Get him back.
SHIT
Well, she didn't stick around too long. We're sort of separated.
- Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? - The psychic hotline.
I don't want to alarm your children.
Where's the nearest A train?
Yeah, so was she.
Why are you trying to k-k-k-k-kill me?
- Ricky, where are they? - Right over here.
Why was it they did go? You cannot tell. You do not know.
- It's a goddamn miracle. - Yeah, that's the problem, Joe.
Who knows what kind of booby traps this thing's got. What about the code?
It could be anything.
So if I were you, I'd keep off your radios.
I got two kids in the school on 64th Street. What can I do to help you?
- Teachers will help them .. and line up against the wall. - Open the door.
She says, Well, those are my lucky numbers
- Hold on. - What the fuck are you doin'?
one step. one step!
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Tell me about it.
- Nobody's gonna run, but I got 100 people out here. - That's the point.
What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
He said, Don't shoot.
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I'm a cop. Step outta here for a minute, please, will ya?
No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble ...
Chill out? What the fuck? Are you trying to relate to me? Talk like a white man!
And my god
And remember, this is all due ...
You know all those cop cars screaming around everywhere? You know what they're up to?
Help! Help! Help!
He says he found it in a Dumpster.
Here, you can have it. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
Fellas! Fellas! Nature boy here hates niggers.
- They ain't gonna let you keep it. - Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
- I am requisitioning this car for official police business. - What are you doing?
Still trying to butch up by chewing on your glasses, huh?
Hey, listen, bro, I was here first.
Did you know he was collector of customs right here in New York?
You threw away your marriage because you were too fuckin' stupid to pick up the phone?