Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Get in, get in! - Pretty slick.
Simon, kill him.
I got the janitors making a last sweep of the building right now.
I'd advise you to take this more seriously.
Crawl out from under that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
I'm gonna ask you to calmly and quietly start moving ...
In the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billion worth in gold bullion.
Relax, Targo. If he is still alive ...
Yesterday, We had a bike and no fief Today, we must decide which fief we want to buy
I'm afraid this is non-compliance... Goodbye
In fact, we've had to give up and pull the plug on the whole thing.
- Wait. Now they're saying it's Juarez, Mexico. - Forget it!
It's yugo, its build for economy not speed!
- That's what you got, right? - Yeah, that's what I got.
Officer.
Simon says, if you attempt to evacuate schools ...
No bomb.
- I'll call you in 30 minutes. Be there. - We're fucked.
Already did. Livermore Labs theft over the weekend.
You mean for the school? I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Nils is dead, fuck-head
Fuck!
Twenty minutes. Go by foot. No rush.
Now, with a package like this, you get a warning.
This was never about revenge. It's about a goddamn heist.
oh, god i love this show show
pIECE OF CAKE. GIVE ME SOMETHING HARDER NEXT TIME.
It'd take 'em an hour to get here. Shit!
You'll be the lacrosse team!
in greater New York.
Well, that is an exceptional report, fellas.
- How many players are on the Yankees ball club? - Twenty-five.
Excuse me! Excuse me, please! Pardon me.
I told the librarian that I had a bad headache, but she didn't believe me.
Is that the phone?
Yeah, well, we all barely make it. What do you want us to do?
There's no time!
You know, you're the first woman since Holly who's seen me do this.
Uh, my wife buys me two tickets every week.
Come on. Get him up here! Come on, come on!
Whoo!
Say hello to your brother.
Let's see. Almost certainly Cross. Come on, Andrew. Say hello.
All right, then I'm gonna drop it in your hands. Cup your hand.
No radio contact. No radio contact.
Hey, you! I remember you!
He's two steps shy of being a full-blown smoloholic One step...
I ain't your neighbor, your brother or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
Simon's going to tell Lieutenant McClane what to do ...
they're gonna be a little late.
And you are in the flower business, Mr. Vanderfloog?
Duck.
Sounds like you got a secret admirer, John.
- Here you go, my dear. - Somebody put a big bomb in a school somewhere.
- Why? - So we can go to college.
But if I push the panic button, I can get 500 from Washington.
That was not smart. There are lives at stake here!
Well, I kinda doubt you're gonna find him in church.
- Can you stop it? - I shouldn't even touch it.
- Put that shit down. - No fuckin' way.
- That cut deep? - How the hell would I know?
McClane and the Samaritan.
You can see right down into the subway.
You mean to tell me I'm in this shit because some white cop ...
Look out! Look out!
Keep the bottle.
- John McClane. I owe you one - Damn right, you owe me!
What the fuck is that?
Watch it! Excuse me! Pardon me! Watch your back! Watch it!
And I'm a little sick of these fuckin' riddles! Now, where is the school bomb?
Need an ambulance! Over!
Run, run, run, run! We're gonna win. We're gonna win.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I ain't your partner.
Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.
- What've you got out your side? - Look like roaches with the lights comin' on.
I see you all day, little man. Policeman.
We're .. We're primarily, uh ...
Let's get something straight. I'm the only one here on official police business.
Fuck em … lettem cook
Must be your lucky day.
PIECE OF CAKE
This is becoming an ugly habit.
Pull all the way! Pull all the way!
Move it out! Move it out!
Me laughing at the Trumper in NYC That set himself on fire
- Check it. - Thanks, Rick.
Hey.... I didn't even know that motherfucker
I quit.
I would not give up McClane for all the gold in your Fort Knox.
Beer is normally taken internally, John.
Westchester's probably worse than we are.
I'm on a case. Somebody blew up Bonwit Teller's an hour ago.
Hi Chris I’m not your dad, quit calling me! I don’t like you.
- Think we should call a fire truck? - Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
First of all, I just wanna tell you what a great show you got.
Unless what?
I was saying, I used to drive a cab, and Ninth Avenue was the fastest way south.
- How do we turn this thing off? - On the fountain, there should be two jugs.
- I lied to you, Zeus. - About what?
He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a Dumpster.
Yesterday
See the men safely off the ship, and I'll see you in the port-side launch.
- Truck! Truck! - Hold on. Here we go.
that he has planted another very large bomb in a school here in the New York area.
That's right. Run, motherfuckers! The exterminators are here!
I am the ... voice of my own god.
THAT'S A WHITE MAN, WITH WHITE PROBLEMS.
This is a bad idea!
-EL TÍO ESE TE HA LLAMADO JESÚS... -No ha dicho Jesús, ha dicho: “Eh,Zeus”.
The containers are filled with that.