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Like I said, very cool stuff.
- It was the only way I could get you to come with me. - Uh-huh.
Every Morning in Clintonville THIS ENTIRE SUMMER!!
Pull all the way up!
You know, money is shit to me.
Six more minutes.
I'm Jorge MacClane I'm here to save the fucking 'chantiers' project
Stupid. Stupid!
- Don't open it. - What? I gotta open it. It's gonna be all right.
John.
Find out who the 21st president was. It's got something to do with this.
- Uncle, you better come look at this. - What?
Whoa-oh! I think she's pissed at you, McClane!
- What? - Like Looney Tunes. You know, like Bellevue?
Now, either one by itself ...
Thanks. Find that bomb.
We're behind. We should abandon the rest and go.
- Listen, I'm a cop. - What?
Bob Simons was a bankrupt businessman who kidnapped his partner's daughter.
- Get away from the goddamn phone! - Get your hands up!
So much for bridges and helicopters.
Takes too fuckin' long.
pancake syrup?
"- The Next Shift Is Gonna Be Here In A Minute. - You Are So Full Of Shit, Walsh."
We're gonna wait, Connie.
Moment.
No. It's for the bridge.
Someone he arrested? Somebody he pissed off?
Sorry you had to wait, but apparently there was an explosion in the subway.
I really do have a bad headache though. I have a VERY BAD HEADACHE!
and it could be manifested physically if he's stressed.
We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes.
Hell, you could use a beeper and phone it in.
- She'll get over it. - I don't know, Zeus.
has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking.
Jesus, I'm sorry you got involved, all right?
A guy, just a guy
Yeah, it's John. Yeah, I'm hangin' in there. Is Holly there? I'll hold on.
So, he lost. Lambert.
- Whoa! What are ya doin'? - I'm gonna get us another phone.
- How many men have you got? - Seventy-five.
- Oh, fuck! - Goddamn!
Every cop in 50 miles is runnin' his ass off, and I'm playin' kids' games in a park.
They don't allow dump trucks on the FDR!
N.Y.P.D. You had any extra dump trucks come through here in the last couple of minutes?
Just give me somethin' to shoot at. Come on, hotshot.
No. The real bomb is on this ship.
Well, it's nice to be needed.
Now, I recommend we get everybody, and I mean everybody
There are some gentlemen in the Middle East who seem to think ...
Call the police. Get your ass down here right now! I'm under attack!
No rush.
Ricky, you wanna tell those people to shut the hell up out there?
Oh shit! That was my gold bar!
- Oh, shit, that was my gold bar! - This is McClane. Get me Inspector Walter Cobb.
Freelance terrorism. By contract.
- That guy was pissed. - He'll feel better when he looks in the backseat.
Slow the fuck down, McClane!
Do you see them? A five-gallon and a three-gallon.
One step
Fuck that, McClane! You're still alive, aren't ya?
-EL TÍO ESE TE HA LLAMADO JESÚS... -No ha dicho Jesús, ha dicho: “Eh, Zeus”. ME LLAMO ZEUS
Drive! Drive!
oh mein sinn fein
- You know how to pick this lock? - Is this some black shit again?
Let me ask you somethin'. What is it that Wall Street doesn't have?
- Where are you goin'? - I'm gonna try and get his attention.
You racist motherfucker
There's a difference between not liking one's brother and not caring ...
What is 21 out of 42?
I should've seen it comin' a mile away. This was never about revenge.
- What the hell's it doin' now? - It's mixin'.
the gold your economies are built of ...
- You dropped the fuckin' thing? - Goddamn it!
- He's under us right now. Come back around. - Run, motherfucker!
Oh, boy ...
. .
All right? Everybody up, please. Teachers, please help them.
Shit That was my gold bar!
- What is wrong with you? - Besides having a bad fucking hangover, for one thing!
- No, wait, they say it's Juarez, Mexico. - Norway?
- You didn't see nobody? - No!
consigning the balance of humanity to economic starvation.
- Christ Almighty, Charlie! - Like I said, very cool stuff.
You don't like me 'cause I'm white.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fair ...
- Come on! Come on! - Oh, fuck, my leg! Ow!
- What? - They're gone!
That thing in the building in L.A.
I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.
May he rest in peace. I'll inform Karl in the lobby.
We pour that three gallons into the five-gallon jug ...
with possible paranoid schizophrenia.
- I don't have a clue. - What about Yankee Stadium?
- I don't know. Something just doesn't add up. - Lt. McClane?
Sir, this is a police matter. For your own safety, I'm gonna ask you ...
This is a communique from the C.R.F.
All calls will be coming through this switchboard.
Nice. It rhymes
You wanna go down to juvenile hall for a Butterfinger, is that it?
Twenty minutes. Go by foot. No rush.
don't ever let people use you. you're running your mouth, bad-mouthing your own constituents.
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue.
Xi Jinping After GWASG is sent to C5F
Get out of there! Slide over and take the wheel.
How do Catholics do their thing?
wearing a sign that says I Hate Niggers ...
- Gimme the goddamn code. - Code? Oh!
I'm talking about 1,000 buildings within the city limits.