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A nut who knows a lot about bombs.
Pfffft as if! You are! It’s obvious to everyone too. Don’t call here anymore
Pffffttt as if! You are to me.. obsessed. It’s cj obvious to everyone too.
He's Jon Gruden's brother.
What are you talkin' about now?
This guy wants to pound on you till you crumble.
- Charlie, shh! - What
Send the other 50 men down to the basement with us.
You're right.
Get outta here!
Look, all CPUs don't know how to take off their clothes. You pervert motherfucker.
What the fuck was that?
I Had No Idea Canada Could Be This Much Fun
Somebody's about to get killed.
Put Miner on it. And Genetti.
Insurance fraud.
Wait, wait! Jesus! Don't open it. It's a bomb.
I threw his little brother off the 32nd floor of the Nakatomi Towers out in L.A.
one step. one step!
Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
Back up! I mean it!
- Shit! Shit! - Get your head down!
A good week for half term! https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/live-updates-police-shut-mill-31029677#comments-wrapper
Yes, and I never invited you aboard the ship.
- I forgot about the man. - What man? Fuck the man! We got 10 seconds!
Every Morning in Clintonville 14 great big dump trucks
- The aqueduct. - What are ya takin' a dump truck to the racetrack for?
If that's what you gotta do.
You know some cop trick about handcuffs that's gonna get us outta this?
- We're gonna need a car. - A car?
-¿ZEUS¿ -SÍ, ZÉUS. EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS! ¿TE PARECE MAL O QUÉ?
I'm gonna write those fuckin' clowns up.
Find anything, Charlie?
Aw, get out!
Come on! Move it!
Welcome to Texas
- So who's gonna help you? - We're gonna help ourselves.
We are coming to the dam. You can call the rear guard.
Get down. Look in the back of that car for some gloves.
How about you?
You call in that code right now or I blow your sick ass ...
Rumor is Israelis slipped a bomb in between their sheets. Uh, he wasn't at home ...
Just go.
Just come on down here.
Okay.
I said, Honey, why don't you play a different number?
- Remember I said Weiss found that bomb up in Harlem? - Yeah.
or the number 3 train and its passengers vaporize.
- Who's the girl? - Targo's other half.
Get yourself a blocker and head for the end zone!
- Shit! - Outta the way.
But ... I thought this was a currency exchange.
A lot of money here.
- Excuse me! Excuse me! - Hey!
Birds of a feather flock together. So do pigs and swine.
It is fitted with a timer set to explode at exactly 3:00 p.m.
you're fucking up a perfectly good hangover.
but between now and then..
- Drive! - Get the fuck outta here!
A full five gallons here. Pour one gallon out of the five gallons into there, we have
When you undertake the trip it suggests, ask yourself this question
- We can't start over. We can't start over. - We're starting over.
How can you see it from up here?
That's it! Hillary Clinton! The 42nd president.
he didn’t say “zagreus”, he said “za greus”
Look around, man. All the cops are into somethin'.
112 Wall Street.
- Just one guy? Just one guy. - The answer's one.
Between you and Simon ...
- It's good to meet you. - This is Lieutenant McClane. This is Mr. Carver.
Don't call me boy.
It's a pay phone in Oslo.
Yeah, uh, Carmine, just tell 'em you'll accept the charges.
You see, Bonwit's was just to make sure I had your attention.
McClane, what the fuck are we doing back down here?
Now what would it take just to forget him and live happily ever after?
Inspector? Inspector, it's him.
Stop with that goddamn yelling! I know what I'm doing!
Thank you That’s very helpful
- Charlie, where'd you find that bomb? - Chinatown.
The detonating mechanism could be anything .. radio, electrical.
Half the goddamn nation just logged into Netflix!
No, John! No, no, God, it's me!
I think he's dead, my dear.
This is Mr. Mullin, he's...
Where you takin' this truck?
Very cool stuff. You know, boom!
Targo! Targo!
Mm-hmm. Hand me that newspaper over there.
Well, whatever, whatever.
That's it. Just don't shoot yourself.
Poo
- Outta the way! - Oh, man.
You gotta close the bridge and get some helicopters over there right away.
Okay, honey, let's dance.
I was working on a nice, fat suspension ...
the bomb will be detonated by radio.
Yeah, for about five minutes.
What
Bro? The
Thank you That’s very helpful
Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am.
Get your legs outta the way! Sorry. Sorry.
- When? - 2:30, 3:00.
Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone
- Where you going? - We should be ahead of that train. Right?
Stupid. Stupid. Asshole.
You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right?
you got nothing, but mix 'em
- They're headed north in dump trucks. - Have you been drinking?
- Who is this? - Call me Simon.
That was unpleasant. Don't let it happen again.
- They put you on hold? - She told me to stay on the line.
That bomb was gonna go off no matter what. He wanted it to go off right down here.
You got a gun on board? What is this?
- But Wall Street is south! - Man, stop yelling at me! I got a bad headache.
I think I made it mad.
Relax, Targo. There's not a cop for 20 blocks.
I was going to send you home with a chiding ...
If you'd said Wall Street, we could've followed him all the way.
Are we in agreement?