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Look, brother, you and I both know this record sucks,
"Three Teens in Mother's Car Killed in Drug Buy Gone Wrong."
That's your first strike. One more and you're out.
Oh, I think I hear the sound of a thousand panties dropping at once.
Why can't Mom make dinner?
It's probably a good idea for us to be prolific.
All right, Murph! What a bargain!
Oh, I watched it.
- Is it happening again? - No. No.
while his wife, the "modern woman"
That looks like that ice cream truck that made the news
Kevin, when you've been in this business as long as I have,
"Ask me about my loser husband's shit job"?
I won't do it, Vic! I got a reputation to uphold!
Our ratings are slipping, the suits are coming down on me...
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
No fucking way is that gonna be me!
Delivering joy in every package.
You like that, you fucking cunt?
We were about to toss you out in front of the hospital.
Then fuck the pennies, grab them quarters!
Well, I was gonna make you beg for it just a little bit, but let's just say...
♪ It's a puppy dog cotton candy day ♪
He also said he was gonna take me to the eye doctor.
He's coming here? To my street?
All you people are the same.
Mom?
- # Like a natural man # - # Just like a natural man #
I vouched for you, Frank.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We'll have to get boring jobs, like being a dentist.
but when it comes time for ideas their brains take a three-hour nap.
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