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- I'm going to a bar to meet someone.
So, Stevie...
it ain't a cakewalk, okay?! Say goodbye to your privacy.
- No, I'm just taking some "me time."
you're the one running, and I'm not!
A little healthy competition never hurt anyone.
- I would say very diverse.
but everyone's allowed a mistake, am I right?
- Yeah well, town council might be small potatoes
and I was president of the Video Retailers Association.
I'd need support from people like you.
it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head
it's only because you converse with women easily,
- Okay, maybe I should say somewhere less...
You're a happily married man. - Oh my.
so you're used to coming in second, huh?
- I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town.
- No, no, listen as long as one of us is running, okay?
You know, being on town council might give you an outlet
is like wrangling monkeys!
- Although I can see why someone might think that.
Hey, that's really good news.
that you left on the floor.
Sitting in some sad...
- No, I'm not running for town council.
- Um, until people leave, I guess.
this mask doesn't come off for another twenty minutes.
- I mean, just taking your boy for ice cream cone
It takes a brave man to face defeat yet again,
I certainly know how to command a crowd,
- I'm sorry, which rumour are you talking about?
- Nope. - No!
and you haven't told me what they are yet,
I actually picked up a nomination form.