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I insist.
Great play acting, dear.
The old ingo bingo.
A car with a civilian driver to take me and the chimp here to the airport, where a private jet will be waiting to fly us to... Bolivia!
I know she is!
Go to hell!
Uh-huh.
Oh, she's here.
Get out!
What kind of crap is this?
Irma.
We better bring somebody in.
I see you've upgraded your stereo system.
Roar.
Geez, it's funny how everything seems to work out okay in the end, isn't it?
It's okay.
Yes, I do.
Oh, shh, he's sleeping.
I'm too young and bloated to die.
Hey, Captain.
Stay right where you are.
Geez how we take it easy with the ammo you're chipping the new paint off my house Sorry Gus seems every crime in the tri-state area over the past week's been traced to that broad in your garage Yeah, no kidding.
Hey.
A balmy hamper breeze.
All right.
We thought you and the missus might come down and plead with her for your boy's life.
This is the Greenville Police Department.
This is so much like the dating game.
Come out with your hands up.
I don't got any mustard gas.
Help!
Geez, Mom, every time I bring home a con, it's always the same talk.
Idealic life.
Today's tense hostage situation thankfully resulted in only one death.
Ah, Burl, I got venison curing in there.
Am I hearing wedding bells in Chris Peterson's future?