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That must mean that we're not really true lovers.
She looks like she could cut a mean rug, too.
Look, kid, I got sort of faced last night.
Tell me, Gus, do you see anything that might, oh, I don't know, be slightly unsettling to one's nerves?
Now, see, she made a move I wasn't expecting.
I'm an actual hostage!
I was joking before when I said she was gonna kill me!
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Watch out.
I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.
stare at you all night what the hell i got no place else to go but i swear if you so much as lay a finger on me i'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming uncle in my fist you know when you talk like that it is so hard for me to believe that you are a hardened criminal i mean you talk like every other girl i date just a little dash of my grandmother thrown in
Chris!
Ain't you got something to do?
Is there anyone your evil sarcasm hasn't crushed?
BMO?
Visual aids are always effective.
Beats me.
When she exits the house, I'll turn her off like a switch.
I got her!
Say that again?
Okay, here.
There goes my one good lung.
Bolivia!
If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.
You look different than your picture.