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Is there anyone your evil sarcasm hasn't crushed?

There goes my one good lung.

That must mean that we're not really true lovers.

Visual aids are always effective.

You look different than your picture.

When she exits the house, I'll turn her off like a switch.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

I'm an actual hostage!

Look, kid, I got sort of faced last night.

Tell me, Gus, do you see anything that might, oh, I don't know, be slightly unsettling to one's nerves?

Ain't you got something to do?

I was joking before when I said she was gonna kill me!

stare at you all night what the hell i got no place else to go but i swear if you so much as lay a finger on me i'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming uncle in my fist you know when you talk like that it is so hard for me to believe that you are a hardened criminal i mean you talk like every other girl i date just a little dash of my grandmother thrown in

I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.

She looks like she could cut a mean rug, too.

If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.

Say that again?

Now, see, she made a move I wasn't expecting.