Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What am I?
Stand in the place where you were, now face what.
Over our dead and rotting corpses.
This lice-ridden piece of sub-human trash is getting paroled today and she wants to come here!
quaint appeal.
And guess what?
I can see why you wear a sheet.
And I need your help with this one, Gus.
Some dork newsboy is being held hostage by an armed and dangerous ex-con.
I mean, people that have fallen on hard times deserve our love and our compassion.
Elsewhere in the news, Charo thrills a sold-out house at the Greek
What's all the commotion?
That's right.
You know, I am so sick and tired of people hassling poor innocent ex-cons at the drop of a hat.
Oh yeah, that would be another way of handling it, sure.
Oh.
You're gonna kill me?
Well, she got away, you idiots.
Look, buddy, if we jumped every time that kid was held hostage, we'd never have any lives of our own.
Interesting turn of events, huh?
That's it.