Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But first, I cast a spell of paralysis

Everyone knows socks belong in pas.

Close your eyes.

and woke up with more clothes on.

I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand,

I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice.

I do that, too.

Since when is eggnog a Christmas drink?

Oh, that's a saucy twist.

Saturday night just went from crazy to epic!

and she plopped me down on your lap

Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies,

That was before Penny.

Bernadette? (music plays from phone)

Or in this case, doesn't.

And in the corner, chained to the wall,

It’s my treat.

Hey, let's help Raj meet a girl tonight.

but I thought you'd like to see what you're missing out on.

but you'll get the hang of it.

Play through the pain!

You see those, too.

I'm holding hands with another person.

♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪

with little figurines?

I wasn't going to say anything so juvenile.

How did you know that? It was simple.

I know they're making a rhetorical point,

I sit on my left hand until it goes numb,

and it landed on Alina Shankar.

Bottom line: you'll take

So, you see? (chuckles)

C-minus was your gift.

Hang on, Santa, I'm coming for you!

Well, well, well,

Yeah, like a bunch of savages.

No, not really.