Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why can't I find someone?

I combined a well-known, historical fact

(gasps) I like where this is heading.

I'm always attracted to women I can't have.

How does he not hear that?

then I put it in my right hand and pretend

No, screw that noise, I'm going in.

And not just because if you weren't here,

That is some low-hanging fruit.

Would you just look inside?

Why is this so important to you?

Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore.

My vet says if I give her any more foie gras,

and now the walls of the room start closing in.

I'm leaving you here to rot,

Okay, here we go.

My carpal tunnel's acting up.

By rolling dice and playing make-believe

"Jennifer@not-even-if-you-were- the-last-guy-on-earth.loser""

I don't expect you guys to understand.

Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is

Uh, wait, can I come with you?

Oh, hello, Sheldon.

We play as a group.

Are there carrots and lumps of coal in the water?

a quest with a holiday theme.

Bernadette's wearing leopard-print pumps

That's sweet of you.

Oh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a little

I mean, at all.

I want them to love me for me.

And don't worry, someday you'll have somebody, too.

a big D and D game at his place.

So... (clears throat)