Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's see what we have here.

Captain Stubing?

You gave me a gift last night: my life.

What's happening?

Uh, you have to split. That's cool, that's cool.

We're Mr. and Mrs. Barton.

I'll go with you.

I mean, the warning.

Now, look, I'll run back, I'll get it,

But she's got to be the one to ask for the divorce.

get your hands on this bottle of champagne?

This is Assistant Purser Smith

Mm-hm. Gee, thanks.

Well, you see, I just had a few minutes

What do you think my life was like without you?

than Christmas at a crap table.

And he knows I know.

♪ It's love ♪

And it's Christmas and...

♪ Holy Infant ♪

Say, pal, could you tell me the way to the nearest bar?

big order for Santa to fill.

I... I guess I was daydreaming.

No. But you were thinking about it.

And why shouldn't our family

No, you see, I was paroled last week.

♪ All is bright ♪

I can taste that turkey already.

Oh, I know that.

Eh, uh, you're, uh...?

We were just talking about you last night.

♪ On a cold winter's night That was so deep ♪

Tony. That's right.

I mean, I... I can't be

No, I'm sorry. It's not. Uh...

they could always...

It's a lot... cozier than the dining room.

and give me a kiss.

How do you think I feel?

on a cruise every year, would you?

I can't help it.

♪ Come aboard ♪

Do you want to exchange gifts now?

Then I'll buy matching whoopee cushions.

Well, maybe his reindeer are having a little trouble

and treat me to a big turkey dinner.

Merry Christmas.

I wonder if it's possible for me to cash a traveler's check?

I-I took the money, I admit it.

with some other captain.

I can't remember.

It's a sextant.

Let's go, you guys.

What's the secret?

Oh, the captain said there might be

He's supposed to be here by now.

Oh, I sure wish I was up in Oregon with my folks.

I had to see it in his eyes.