Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, let's eat ourselves a turkey.

Can we breathe?

Oh, this darn beard.

Tsk. Now look, Lila... this is my business.

we drag ourselves away from the table and...

uh, there are ways of joining in...

Check's in the mail. Huh. Welcome aboard.

All right! All right.

I've never seen the captain look better.

How's that? Okay?

♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪

really helped him to get close to his crew.

and then at 1:30 we all go out for a walk.

three-day Christmas voyage to Ensenada.

Oh, well, I hope they behave themselves.

I memorized the transcript.

he wore a black lampshade.

How do you do? Welcome aboard.

We arrive at 9:00 on Christmas morning,

All right, I'll tell you.

He'd have a couple of drinks

Good evening. Merry Christmas. Good evening.

I mean, it's fun to spend Christmas with the passengers,

You're off-center.

Five bucks says they're not married.

It was either the divorce courts or the bankruptcy courts.

goes with this outfit I'm wearing?

And... And Ben.

that you're in Cabin 344, Promenade Deck.

It's the football I asked for, isn't it?

Well, you can't have too many.

By 2:30 everybody's ready for a nap.

Where are you Where

Hoo-hoo, Isaac, what's in this?

Give it to the captain.

♪ The Love Boat ♪

I ain't on the rail.

maybe you and I can work on it together.

I'd like you to meet Mario, Artie, Ben,

He wants you to have it.

A little louder, they'd abandon ship.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

I don't know. What color are your socks?

never asked the price of anything.

My family consists of my father

♪ Was to certain poor shepherds In fields as they lay ♪