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I would've been in Las Vegas.
Yes.
As many as you like.
Yes, Walt. Oh, no.
You know what she's gonna look like.
That looks delicious. Mm-hm.
When we get back home, you can make a brand new start.
Did George drink too much?
Well, it's, uh,
You know that my crew is always
Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher.
Hello. Welcome aboard.
and he lands right in
Merry Christmas.
I mean, he even likes my singing.
Well... thank you.
Well, sir, we thought just this once.
I wanna be friendly with my crew, but I'm the captain.
A divorce.
Well, at least they'll come to dinner clean.
Okay.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Okay, let's get back to reality.
and open me a new recruit.
well, I can see my two minutes are up, and I'd better go.
for a convicted embezzler.
He used to call all the time
Then, at 6:15, my Aunt Lillian brings out
Oh, my God. No.
Ah. Somehow 86 degrees,
You're not a criminal. You never were.
Dan?
How about a purser?
Mm-hm.
Only if you were born in December.
San Quentin never had a view like that, Walt.
Since when did you start drinking?
Say, what's all this gonna cost?
If we do, we'll never make that party.
Forty-eight dollars.
Can you make some more of those?
This is just the start.
Which reminds me of this great joke.
and I thought I'd do a little needlepoint, but,
Oh, I love you.
Oh. Well, thanks for the tip.
And you know how they are if you keep 'em waiting.
You're going to be seeing triple when we get to the room,
Ha.
I own the Santa suit, so, uh... I'm Santa.
an equal-opportunity holiday.
Then you go to bed?
to be broken.
Thanks anyway. Mm-hm.
This is for you.
Hm?