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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
This is for you.
Thanks anyway. Mm-hm.
to be broken.
Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher.
Forty-eight dollars.
If we do, we'll never make that party.
Then you go to bed?
You know that my crew is always
How about a purser?
Then, at 6:15, my Aunt Lillian brings out
And you know how they are if you keep 'em waiting.
Oh. Well, thanks for the tip.
Since when did you start drinking?
and he lands right in
Ha.
A divorce.
Which reminds me of this great joke.
Hello. Welcome aboard.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Dan?
Merry Christmas.
Well, sir, we thought just this once.
Oh, my God. No.
Well, at least they'll come to dinner clean.
and I thought I'd do a little needlepoint, but,
Hm?
Okay.
I mean, he even likes my singing.
Did George drink too much?
He used to call all the time
San Quentin never had a view like that, Walt.
You're not a criminal. You never were.
Can you make some more of those?
and open me a new recruit.
Say, what's all this gonna cost?
Well... thank you.
You know what she's gonna look like.
I would've been in Las Vegas.
Well, it's, uh,
Only if you were born in December.
Ah. Somehow 86 degrees,
Okay, let's get back to reality.
You're going to be seeing triple when we get to the room,
That looks delicious. Mm-hm.
I own the Santa suit, so, uh... I'm Santa.
When we get back home, you can make a brand new start.
This is just the start.
for a convicted embezzler.
Mm-hm.
Yes.
Oh, I love you.
I wanna be friendly with my crew, but I'm the captain.
As many as you like.
an equal-opportunity holiday.
well, I can see my two minutes are up, and I'd better go.
Yes, Walt. Oh, no.